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lezzyluver
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 31 December 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 1617
  • Number of comments : 51
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About lezzyluver : Well i love everyone (well no not every1) :+) i hope that you can accept me for who i really am. Thanks Every1!!!!

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex for the first time when my 4 year old sister walked in. She thought we were making a dog pile, so just as soon as my boyfriend was about to finish, she jumped on his back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19200) - you deserved it (15949)

On 09/07/2010 at 12:06pm - intimacy - by Ashley - United States (California)

Today, I discovered that my husband is a tad paranoid after finding out that our cat has worms. He and I were in the middle of sharing a romantic shower following something of a dry spell when he bent over, spread his cheeks apart and asked, in earnest, "is there a worm sticking out of my ass?" FML

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On 09/06/2010 at 12:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I took my girlfriend of five and a half years to family dinner at a restaurant. After we all had finished dessert, I got down on one knee, pulled out my great grandmother's ring and proposed. The entire restaurant was dead silent. She looked around and then slowly walked out. FML

#9157665 (365)

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On 03/17/2010 at 11:38am - love - by david (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I chose a cute tank top and some shorts to wear. Later, I was shopping at Target with my dad when he pointed to a girl in the same isle and said to me, "Don't ever dress like that. It looks cute on her, but you couldn't pull it off." She was wearing shorts and a tank top. FML

#9124871 (132)

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On 03/16/2010 at 2:42am - misc - by Stella Grubner -

Today, I was walking with my girlfriend of a year and a half on the beach. Everything was fine until she saw a plane with a banner behind it saying "Cassie, will you marry me?" She said yes. I didn't order a plane. FML

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On 03/16/2010 at 12:50am - love - by ManInTrouble - United States (California)

Today, my new anti-social cat started rubbing on my leg. I thought she must be warming up to me. Then, I looked at my leg and saw she smeared poo all over my work pants. FML

#9037311 (81)

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On 03/13/2010 at 12:18am - animals - by Brinty (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my girlfriend got into a huge fight with her mom over the phone. After the fight, she looked ready to cry so I went over to comfort her. She went straight past me, and started confiding in her creepy, extremely expensive dolls instead. FML

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On 03/12/2010 at 8:00pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I tried to demonstrate to my friend how laughably dull our kitchen knives are by swiping one across my palm. Turns out Dad noticed the problem yesterday and sharpened them. FML

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On 03/11/2010 at 3:13am - misc - by ShowOff (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, while on the bus, an old man told me about all the many things he wanted to do with my various orifices. FML

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On 03/10/2010 at 2:54pm - intimacy - by robotchickens (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

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On 03/08/2010 at 3:54pm - love - by HaleyIsabelle - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was really bored and decided to annoy my mom while she was doing the dishes. I walked up behind her, touched her shoulder, and said "Poke". She then donkey kicks me straight in the nuts saying "Kick". I know now to never bug my mom when she's in a bad mood. FML

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On 03/07/2010 at 10:08pm - misc - by Numbnuts (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was running late for work and realized I forgot to pay a bill. I turned on my computer to pay the bill and brushed my teeth while it set up. I had a mouth full of mouthwash and decided to pay the bill before I spit. Then, I sneezed mouthwash all over my laptop keyboard and screen. FML

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On 02/28/2010 at 12:19am - misc - by atleastmybreathisfresh (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML

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On 02/27/2010 at 8:11pm - misc - by volleyballgirl - United States

Today, I arrived at work to find an email from the manager whom I had bought concert tickets from the night before. He said he had actually sold those tickets to someone else. He still expects to be paid. FML

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On 02/27/2010 at 3:45pm - work - by mcfaily - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML

#8691974 (161)

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On 02/27/2010 at 3:04pm - misc - by shnigel - United States (Oklahoma)