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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 13 November 1995 (20 years)
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About lexxy14 : Heyyyy pplz
Im crzy (not psycho killer crzy so ur good ha)
Im prbly the happiest person u will evr meet
Msg lets cht n watever 

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Today, I tried drinking "Smart Water" for the first time. I couldn't figure out how to open the bottle. FML

#12077733
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11599) - you deserved it (36249)

On 07/24/2010 at 1:20am - misc - by tstaeger (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

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199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41142) - you deserved it (10392)

On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States

Today, I was in a store using the only bathroom there. After I was done, I realized I couldn't open the door. Panicked it locked me in, I banged on the door, and screamed for help. The security and a whole group of people gathered, only to find that I was pulling the door instead of pushing it. FML

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107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16720) - you deserved it (89454)

On 04/07/2009 at 11:51am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Japan



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