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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 12 February 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 19438
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About lexxi : This website is my homepage. 'nuff said.

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Today, I went to my doctor to get the morning after pill. I explained to her that the condom broke and I was nervous. She simply asked me "when" so I replied "...towards the end". I didn't realize she was really asking what day this happened. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15398) - you deserved it (62756)

On 06/01/2009 at 4:11pm - intimacy - by embarrassed (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying "Thats not funny. Some people actually look like that." I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (72786) - you deserved it (6851)

On 04/21/2009 at 2:21pm - love - by Anon (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my mom made me clean. I was dusting in the living room and heard gunshots outside the apartment. I dove on the floor and started crying and screaming. My mom walked in and informed me that the sound was her making popcorn. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14641) - you deserved it (68543)

On 04/21/2009 at 1:20am - misc - by Chelsea (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I backed my car into a parked car in a parking lot. Not only did I back into a parked car, but it was the ONLY parked car there. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15224) - you deserved it (70169)

On 04/15/2009 at 2:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I had the cops called on me because I accidentally texted "I'm going to kill you and use your head as hood ornament" to my ex-fiancé, instead of my best friend. I only texted that because he got a better grade on an exam than me. Now I have a court date. FML


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On 02/25/2009 at 2:05pm - misc - by Joe (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was talking to my crush about making the soccer team. Excited, he congratulated me and asked for my number. I gave him my cellphone number. He laughed and said "your jersey number". FML


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On 02/22/2009 at 2:24am - love - by 987564 (woman) - Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Mid-thrust she says "I love you, Jeremy." Then in rapid succession, she fires off 2 other names. None of the names were mine. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53715) - you deserved it (3615)

On 02/08/2009 at 9:14pm - intimacy - by ADT (man) - United States (California)

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