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lexielove420
  • Town/Country : Portland, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 8 August 1995 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 13
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About lexielove420 : It's nice to have a site to see people fail as much as I do.

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Today, a guy wolf-whistled me as I walked to the shop wearing comfy joggers, no makeup and my hair scraped back. Feeling rather pleased about it, I told my best friend and my fiancé. Their unanimous conclusion: the guy must have been drunk or taking hallucinogenic drugs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21879) - you deserved it (2820)

On 02/17/2013 at 5:20am - misc - by bananamontana85 - United Kingdom (Wigan)

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Today, I woke up following one of the worst nightmares of my life. I was sweating, clutching the sheets, and feeling sick to the stomach. I'd been dreaming of my wedding that's taking place next week. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24901) - you deserved it (5905)

On 01/19/2013 at 6:35pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Somerset)

Today, my girlfriend came back from visiting her family. She'd forgotten to take her pills, and decided to "catch up" by taking almost a week's worth of birth control and prescription pills. She's fine, but I had to convince the ER staff that she's not suicidal, just stupid. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32716) - you deserved it (2400)

On 01/16/2013 at 1:26pm - health - by SF49 - United States

Today, I walked into my mother's house to find that she had knitted clothes for some of the household appliances. The toaster was wearing a dress. FML

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On 01/13/2013 at 10:00pm - misc - by anon - United States (Ohio)

Today, after having sex for the first time with my girlfriend, I realised I was in love with her. I noticed she had an eyelash on her breast. After tugging it a few times I realised it was actually a single black nipple hair. She was so embarrassed, she kicked me out and now won't return my calls. FML

#20426821
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I agree, your life sucks (22073) - you deserved it (17306)

On 12/27/2012 at 10:06pm - intimacy - by ohman (man) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)



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