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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 April 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6785
  • Number of comments : 297
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 27 posted

About lex1459 : Ain't no hollaback girl.

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lex1459's favorite FMLs

Today, a man crashed into my car. He then got out of his car, dug a toothbrush and toothpaste out of his bag, and tried to brush away the damage. FML

#18851761
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30648) - you deserved it (2188)

On 01/19/2012 at 7:17am - misc - by toothpaste (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky. He pulled off my panties and was about to go down on me when he said, "Wait, what's this white thing?" It was a piece of toilet paper. FML

#18452488
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39207) - you deserved it (19929)

On 12/07/2011 at 12:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I sat on Santa's lap. He got an erection. FML

#18404973
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44233) - you deserved it (10140)

On 12/01/2011 at 5:25pm - intimacy - by pops up - United States (Missouri)

Today, I photocopied several hundred pages of my school's textbook because I didn't want to buy it. My school later says to just buy it and it will be reimbursed. FML

#18399255
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10090) - you deserved it (32504)

On 11/30/2011 at 10:52pm - work - by ChrisD2V - United States (California)

Today, it's my soon to be 12 year old daughter's birthday. On my break at work I texted her how much I loved her and happy birthday. She replied with, "K, when will you be home? Mom won't let me open presents until you're here." Good to know I'm loved. FML

#18394511
345 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30990) - you deserved it (4901)

On 11/30/2011 at 2:55pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my brother decided deodorant causes cancer. He goes to the gym every day. FML

#18364181
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29203) - you deserved it (2381)

On 11/27/2011 at 5:19am - health - by smellyhouse (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was arrested for breaking into a house. This is what happens when I lose my key. FML

#18360363
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28164) - you deserved it (4341)

On 11/26/2011 at 9:33pm - misc - by Matthew - United States (Texas)

Today, after I went to collect my pay for babysitting, the girl's dad pulled the old "Can I pay you in Trident Layers?" bull on me. Hoping to show that I wasn't going to play ball, I told him that watching his gran inhale a cock would be funnier. If scowls could kill... FML

#18350847
306 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8691) - you deserved it (63200)

On 11/25/2011 at 9:09pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I found a condom on my bed with a note written by my girlfriend that said, "Since you started acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one." FML

#18345679
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13759) - you deserved it (60454)

On 11/25/2011 at 10:02am - intimacy - by Dickhead - Lebanon

Today, I was naked, still deciding what to wear, when the doorbell rang. I grabbed the closest thing to cover up with: my Snuggie. I answered the door, it was kids asking for donations. Without thinking, I turned around to grab my purse. FML

#18259551
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15520) - you deserved it (32232)

On 11/15/2011 at 10:17pm - misc - by anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, my mom called me crazy and told me she wanted to put me in a mental hospital. She did this after repeatedly hitting me with a shoe. Why? Because I forgot to put the cap back on the toothpaste. FML

#18253944
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37451) - you deserved it (3608)

On 11/15/2011 at 7:51am - misc - by whoopsboutthecap - United States

Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML

#17977094
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69266) - you deserved it (3516)

On 10/13/2011 at 7:20pm - love - by Good sister (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML

#17757817
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27048) - you deserved it (3836)

On 09/16/2011 at 1:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was eating some popcorn with a guy, and I noticed a piece of hair coming out my mouth. I pulled it... and pulled it... and eventually some popcorn pieces came out attached to the end of the hair. I was so embarrassed, he tried to make me feel better by saying it looked like a magic trick. FML

#17708928
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32495) - you deserved it (4127)

On 09/10/2011 at 1:57am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend will only speak to me using Lady Gaga lyrics. FML

#17627394
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36016) - you deserved it (5525)

On 08/31/2011 at 2:31am - love - by ryanlogan - Canada (Alberta)



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