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by Lady Bloodshart of the Redwater / 07/15/2016 at 4:27pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by gross / 07/14/2016 at 11:06pm / United States (Ohio) / Work
by alexa / 12/08/2015 at 12:14pm / Germany (Bayern) / Love
by sydcaller618 / 11/23/2015 at 10:23pm / United States (Indiana) / Kids
Today, I've spent nearly three weeks indulging my boyfriend's weird fetish, where he wears a hockey mask and I call him Jason. He just confessed it isn't really a fetish for him and that was just fucking with me. He's already told all his friends. I'm humiliated. FML
by Anonymous / 11/21/2015 at 7:44am / United Kingdom (Cardiff) / Intimacy
Today, when I went out to get some groceries with my mother, a small girl came up to me and said I was an "ugly egg" because I'm a bald girl. I had to shave my head in order to have brain surgery to relieve me of the symptoms of my neurological disorder. FML
by an egg / 10/30/2015 at 9:43am / United States (Michigan) / Health
by NightHawk4926 / 09/09/2015 at 6:15pm / United States (Nevada) / Animals
by FrickingBusDrivers / 05/21/2015 at 9:55pm / United States (Michigan) / Transportation
Today, we got a new Roomba. I set it to clean and came back an hour later to find shit smears all over the floor. Apparently, one of my cats had done his business in the kitchen, and the Roomba had dragged it around the entire first floor of my house. FML
by Anonymous / 01/13/2015 at 8:50pm / United States (Delaware) / Animals
by camerashyguy / 09/19/2014 at 11:14pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by shylahrc / 05/03/2014 at 7:51pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by stickyservice / 04/25/2014 at 9:21pm / United Kingdom (Solihull) / Work
Today, I had to take my 15-year-old son to the hospital. He'd gone out dressed as some My Little Pony character and encountered someone who'd had the same idea. They then got into a fistfight, and my son got the shit beaten out of him. I wish I'd never bred. FML
by anna / 10/31/2013 at 2:27pm / United States (Mississippi) / Kids
by mustabeendrugs / 10/13/2013 at 9:14pm / United States (Arizona) / Work
Today, I finally accepted my grandma's friend request on Facebook. I commented on a family photo album she'd uploaded, joking that the quality would greatly improve once she added pictures of me. My comment was met with, "Shut up you sewage rat". FML
by sweetnan / 08/27/2013 at 9:29pm / Chile (Region Metropolitana) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…