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  • Birth Date : Friday 16 November 1990 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 53575
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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levitate's favorite FMLs

Today, my cat pissed in my zen garden. FML

#14718702
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13735) - you deserved it (20311)

On 01/26/2011 at 9:48am - animals - by lizzy1843 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had to tell my boyfriend to stop inviting his mother on our dates. FML

#14710566
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37172) - you deserved it (4735)

On 01/25/2011 at 4:16pm - love - by lovehim (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my uncle had a flashback to Vietnam. I'm now missing a tooth and have a cracked rib. FML

#14706011
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36207) - you deserved it (3021)

On 01/25/2011 at 2:28am - misc - by Randall (man) - United States (California)

Today, I wanted to do something special for my upcoming second anniversary with my girlfriend, so I decided to make a short animation of our lives together since we were preschoolers. In the middle of working on the storyboard, she called and broke up with me. FML

#14649899
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31935) - you deserved it (2787)

On 01/20/2011 at 12:18pm - love - by Anonymous - Philippines (Pampanga)

Today, I rented a 4x4 to take my wife to a secret secluded beach for our anniversary. I got as close as I could to the spot and parked on the beach. After a few romantic hours we returned to find the car half way up the windows with water. I forgot it was king tide. FML

#14647477
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8598) - you deserved it (25732)

On 01/20/2011 at 4:11am - misc - by fmljae -

Today, my 2 year-old son decided to pee on the dog for the second day in a row. I'm afraid this will turn into a routine thing. FML

#14490872
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25124) - you deserved it (4622)

On 01/06/2011 at 10:23pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that my beautiful engagement ring is a remake of the late Princess Diana's engagement ring. I also found out my fiancé bought it from an infomercial, for $19.95. FML

#14447328
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32093) - you deserved it (6923)

On 01/03/2011 at 1:52am - love - by puggles (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my husband's old fraternity brother came to visit. He fell out of his car, puked, then passed out drunk in our driveway. We got him to the bathroom where he fell asleep. He woke up at 4am, wandered around the house naked, pooped in my trash can, then passed out again. FML

#14445248
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28869) - you deserved it (3415)

On 01/02/2011 at 11:14pm - misc - by Kristin (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I took a nap on the couch in the family room. My brother thought it would be hilarious to take clear packaging tape and put it on my chapped lips. Then rip it off. FML

#14442409
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26497) - you deserved it (2596)

On 01/02/2011 at 7:36pm - misc - by ouch (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, as a finisher to a date with my girlfriend we decided to park behind the school and mess around. As we were pulling into a dark shaded spot, she drove straight into a snow bank. We spent the rest of our time together trying to dig the car out. FML

#14435611
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8468) - you deserved it (23289)

On 01/02/2011 at 4:36am - misc - by peacechick25 - United States (Alaska)

Today, my boyfriend told me to stuff my bra before going to a party with him and his friends because he didn't want to be embarrassed. FML

#14428491
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36819) - you deserved it (4609)

On 01/01/2011 at 7:51pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was about to kiss my girlfriend right as the clock struck midnight for New Year's. She put her hand in front of my mouth, and broke up with me. FML

#14417196
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43938) - you deserved it (3194)

On 01/01/2011 at 12:19am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was in the elevator with my female coworker and a very attractive teen in front of us. My coworker reached out and grabbed the boobs of the teen in front of us, and blamed it on me. I got yelled at, kneed in the crotch, and punched in the face. My coworker couldn't stop laughing. FML

#14416914
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33313) - you deserved it (3396)

On 01/01/2011 at 12:06am - work - by Chris - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got into a nasty fight, and ended up leaving with a black eye. The fight was with a champagne bottle cork. I was opening the bottle to celebrate the New Year, at home, alone. FML

#14415178
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27106) - you deserved it (5458)

On 12/31/2010 at 10:21pm - love - by haappynewyear - United States (Utah)

Today, my mom duly informed me I'm the reason people have middle fingers. FML

#14413679
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25474) - you deserved it (5735)

On 12/31/2010 at 8:16pm - misc - by edulover (woman) - United States (California)



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