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levitate
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 November 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 51721
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML

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On 03/02/2011 at 6:43pm - misc - by taiannalynn5 -

Today, I learned that it's cute when a goat comes up to you and licks your face. That is, until you realize that goat was just eating poison ivy. FML

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On 03/01/2011 at 10:00am - health - by a -

Today, my boyfriend let me know he wanted me to leave by repeatedly jabbing me with my car keys. FML

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On 03/01/2011 at 12:29am - love - by cockalicious -

Today, I unclogged a toilet. With my hand. For the second time this week. FML

#15156142
140 comments

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On 02/28/2011 at 10:00pm - misc - by handyjon - United States

Today, I woke up after a night out drinking on my sofa, with an electric dog collar around my neck and handcuffs on my wrists. The keys were on the other side of the invisible doggy fence. FML

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On 02/28/2011 at 8:10pm - health - by stupiddrunk (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, after disappearing for an unusually long period of time, my boss called the store phone while sitting on the toilet. Turns out she'd started bleeding uncontrollably from the arse, and as the only other female staff member, she needed me to go help her. FML

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On 02/28/2011 at 1:29pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, while watching Animal Planet, I realised my boyfriend uses the Dog Whisperer techniques on me. FML

#15149183
104 comments

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On 02/28/2011 at 5:55am - love - by notagoodsign (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not letting her keep the 75 cents that she stole from my truck. FML

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On 02/27/2011 at 10:23pm - money - by Anonymous -

Today, I cycled 30 minutes through hail and rain to get my pregnant girlfriend the crisps she was craving. When I made it back, she didn't want them anymore. FML

#15139053
181 comments

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On 02/27/2011 at 12:41pm - love - by Anonymous - Ireland

Today, I asked out a girl I like to a movie. She said "I hate babysitting." FML

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On 02/25/2011 at 7:17am - love - by Anonymous - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML

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On 02/24/2011 at 5:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML

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On 02/23/2011 at 4:52pm - love - by storyofmylife (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I threw up in the car. While driving. The good news though, I had a bag to catch it all. Bad news? The bag had a giant hole in the bottom. FML

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60 comments

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On 02/22/2011 at 10:55pm - health - by CarSick (woman) - United States

Today, I asked for permission to marry the girl I love. Her father not only said no, he said "HELL no!" FML

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134 comments

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On 02/22/2011 at 10:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, someone started an event on Facebook for tomorrow called Kick A Ginger Day. Over 300 people are attending. There are only two redheads in my school, and I'm one of them. FML

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428 comments

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On 02/22/2011 at 1:30pm - misc - by Someone (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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