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leushqua
  • Town/Country : bratislava, slovakia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 March 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 2672
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

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Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He suddenly pulls away, and goes, 'OMNOMNOMNOM' then continues kissing me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16810) - you deserved it (15773)

On 03/09/2010 at 1:43am - love - by anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my girlfriend wanted to name my penis. After 5 minutes of thinking up random names, she finally picked one. Say hello to Squirtle. FML

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On 08/01/2009 at 3:44am - love - by NinjaPanda88 (man) - United States (California)



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