About letsgooo : i liek turdlez.
letsgooo's FML badges
That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
100 kick ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
A new Thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
letsgooo's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 12/27/2010 at 12:11pm / United Kingdom (Derbyshire) / Miscellaneous
Today, I rented a copy How To Train Your Dragon for my young son to watch. I put the DVD in, hit play without paying attention, and went off to make lunch. A few minutes later, my son ran into the kitchen screaming. Apparently, there was a mix up at the rental store and I got a copy of Saw IV. FML
by Anonymous / 12/25/2010 at 6:21pm / United States (Illinois) / Kids
by nemo518 / 12/23/2010 at 1:36am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, I had to go to the bathroom. I was in a rush, so I went into the boys bathroom. I then had diarrhea. The entire basketball team was waiting for me outside the stall. They did a slow clap for me. FML
by Anonymous / 12/20/2010 at 9:31pm / United States (Illinois) / Health
by morenita27 / 12/20/2010 at 8:52pm / Canada / Work
Today, I sat in the cafeteria at work and saw a girl, which is a rare sight at my workplace, from the back with a beautifully long ponytail. After a full hour of building up courage to perhaps say hi to her, she turned around. It was a 50-year-old man. FML
by lonelyengineer / 12/19/2010 at 5:28am / Germany (Niedersachsen) / Love
by asdfghjkl / 12/18/2010 at 2:14pm / United States (Connecticut) / Love
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML
by anonymous / 12/18/2010 at 4:11am / United States (South Carolina) / Love
by Anonymous / 12/17/2010 at 12:30pm / United States (Alaska) / Work
by BYUwildchild / 12/17/2010 at 11:23am / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 12/16/2010 at 9:35am / Taiwan (T'ai-pei) / Kids
by Anonymous / 12/14/2010 at 6:24pm / United States (Nebraska) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I screamed so hard during a nightmare that I developed Laryngitis. I work in a call center.… Today, I had to work a double shift as a server with a multi-fractured foot because my boss decided… Today, I finally went to talk to my neighbour upstairs. He is always throwing his cigarette buts on…
- Today, I sprayed pepper spray on a guy who appeared to be following me. He was really cute, and was… Today, I’m a French teacher abroad, and as my beard has a huge hole near my chin, my students call… Today, I was an extra in a movie and I had to play a corpse. At the make up stand, they painted my…