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Today, I had to point out the "no shirt, no shoes, no service" sign at my work to an extremely old, seemingly intoxicated man wearing an ill fitting speedo. FML

#14509671
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22195) - you deserved it (2113)

On 01/08/2011 at 3:35pm - work - by niiiiiiiiiikki - United States (Kansas)

Today, I spent the first day of the new year helping out at an old folks home. I was assigned to watch over a group which includes the delightful Earnie; an 83 year old delusional man who sees absolutely no problem with showing off "what the good lord gave him" every chance he gets. FML

#14427516
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25191) - you deserved it (3429)

On 01/01/2011 at 6:21pm - intimacy - by Username - United States (California)

Today, my grandmother drunk dialed me at midnight to wish me a happy new year. I was already in bed. My grandmother has a better social life than I do. FML

#14417177
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24875) - you deserved it (7414)

On 01/01/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by nyebust - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to take our first shower together. When he came into the room, he had swimming trunks on. FML

#14404021
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34222) - you deserved it (5001)

On 12/31/2010 at 1:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, after spotting my ex-boyfriend's truck in a desolate parking lot, I decided to "decorate" the muddy side of it with a rather large male appendage. After checking around me to make sure there were no witnesses, I got to work. I probably should have made sure he wasn't sitting in the truck. FML

#14399301
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6688) - you deserved it (42744)

On 12/30/2010 at 7:07pm - love - by lululee53 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my friend commented on my short skirt and, thinking she was being funny, tried to pull it down. I quickly moved away, causing it to come off in her hands. My shocked scream attracted the attention of at least a dozen bystanders. FML

#14395971
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20022) - you deserved it (6832)

On 12/30/2010 at 1:21pm - misc - by glam300 - United Kingdom

Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea for me to talk with a British accent during my job interview to make me sound smarter. I'm applying for a job at McDonald's. FML

#14394529
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24052) - you deserved it (4719)

On 12/30/2010 at 10:37am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea for me to talk with a British accent during my job interview to make me sound smarter. I'm applying for a job at McDonald's. FML

#14394529
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24052) - you deserved it (4719)

On 12/30/2010 at 10:37am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea for me to talk with a British accent during my job interview to make me sound smarter. I'm applying for a job at McDonald's. FML

#14394529
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24052) - you deserved it (4719)

On 12/30/2010 at 10:37am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea for me to talk with a British accent during my job interview to make me sound smarter. I'm applying for a job at McDonald's. FML

#14394529
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24052) - you deserved it (4719)

On 12/30/2010 at 10:37am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea for me to talk with a British accent during my job interview to make me sound smarter. I'm applying for a job at McDonald's. FML

#14394529
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24052) - you deserved it (4719)

On 12/30/2010 at 10:37am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. FML

#14377824
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38847) - you deserved it (3912)

On 12/29/2010 at 2:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML

#14376347
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14868) - you deserved it (48439)

On 12/29/2010 at 12:20am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had the last wedding meeting with my fiancé at our church. Running extremely late from my friends house I failed to notice a small penis drawn on my forehead by my friends when I fell asleep after a party. The priest wasn't too happy and said numerous prayers for me. FML

#14369439
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11227) - you deserved it (22523)

On 12/28/2010 at 1:04pm - misc - by Good 2 have friends. - United States (New York)

Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML

#14356876
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31887) - you deserved it (6449)

On 12/27/2010 at 12:52pm - love - by ohmy. - United States (Illinois)



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