About letsgooo : i liek turdlez.
letsgooo's FML badges
That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
100 kick ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
A new Thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
letsgooo's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 09/09/2011 at 6:33pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I bought a book by a #1 bestselling author, hoping it would distract me from having my manuscript rejected, as well as learn what made their book so successful. Now I realize I need to say stuff like, "I wish I had great boobs (hehe... boobs)" to get my works published. FML
by WishIWasAWriter / 09/08/2011 at 2:03pm / United Kingdom (Cheshire) / Miscellaneous
by d0rk_ / 09/02/2011 at 4:44pm / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous
by TuteSweet / 08/12/2011 at 2:17am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
Today, I realized that since I started working full time, the only friend I have left is my cat. Lonely and bored out of my mind, I told him about my day. He decided to end the conversation by shitting on the floor. FML
by Username / 07/29/2011 at 3:17pm / United States (South Carolina) / Animals
by Anonymous / 06/30/2011 at 1:44pm / United States (Kansas) / Work
by Username / 06/07/2011 at 2:51am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by longlostkid556 / 06/05/2011 at 12:14am / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 04/19/2011 at 11:06am / United States (South Carolina) / Kids
by Anonymous / 04/17/2011 at 11:12pm / United States (South Carolina) / Intimacy
by insomnitude / 03/05/2011 at 1:55am / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
Today, I downloaded an application for my phone that reads whatever you type out loud. I started making it say things like "You like it when daddy spanks your tight little ass don't you?" Just as the message was playing back out loud, my mom walked up the stairs. FML
by biglady / 02/17/2011 at 2:02am / Canada (Manitoba) / Intimacy
Today, I dozed off during a lecture. When I woke up, I didn't recognize any of the people surrounding me, and I saw one guy pointing and laughing at me. It turns out, my professor instructed everyone to let me sleep because he wanted to see how long it would be before I woke up. I was asleep three hours. FML
by Anonymous / 01/20/2011 at 3:05pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/09/2011 at 12:26am / United States / Health
- Today, while browsing the Internet on my phone I noticed a spider above my bed. Being pretty chill… Today, I was playing video games when my balls felt itchy. I had been sick for the past few days so… Today, my vegan friend, not knowing that I'm allergic to soy, snuck tofu into my chicken burrito to…