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Today, my friend commented on my short skirt and, thinking she was being funny, tried to pull it down. I quickly moved away, causing it to come off in her hands. My shocked scream attracted the attention of at least a dozen bystanders. FML
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On 12/30/2010 at 1:21pm - misc - by glam300 - United Kingdom
Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea for me to talk with a British accent during my job interview to make me sound smarter. I'm applying for a job at McDonald's. FML
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On 12/30/2010 at 10:37am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea for me to talk with a British accent during my job interview to make me sound smarter. I'm applying for a job at McDonald's. FML
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On 12/30/2010 at 10:37am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea for me to talk with a British accent during my job interview to make me sound smarter. I'm applying for a job at McDonald's. FML
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On 12/30/2010 at 10:37am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea for me to talk with a British accent during my job interview to make me sound smarter. I'm applying for a job at McDonald's. FML
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On 12/30/2010 at 10:37am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea for me to talk with a British accent during my job interview to make me sound smarter. I'm applying for a job at McDonald's. FML
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On 12/30/2010 at 10:37am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. FML
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On 12/29/2010 at 2:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML
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On 12/29/2010 at 12:20am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I had the last wedding meeting with my fiancé at our church. Running extremely late from my friends house I failed to notice a small penis drawn on my forehead by my friends when I fell asleep after a party. The priest wasn't too happy and said numerous prayers for me. FML
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On 12/28/2010 at 1:04pm - misc - by Good 2 have friends. - United States (New York)
Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML
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On 12/27/2010 at 12:52pm - love - by ohmy. - United States (Illinois)
Today, I found out apparently I sleep walk. My boyfriend has been filming me and uploading it all to Youtube. FML
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On 12/27/2010 at 12:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)
Today, I rented a copy How To Train Your Dragon for my young son to watch. I put the DVD in, hit play without paying attention, and went off to make lunch. A few minutes later, my son ran into the kitchen screaming. Apparently, there was a mix up at the rental store and I got a copy of Saw IV. FML
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On 12/25/2010 at 6:21pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML
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On 12/23/2010 at 1:36am - intimacy - by nemo518 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML
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On 12/22/2010 at 6:43am - kids - by lerouxmaster -
Today, I was working in a restaurant. On the receipt under "tip" someone actually took the time to write out "$0.00." FML
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On 12/21/2010 at 7:05pm - money - by ismerf19 -
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