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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend taking pictures of his penis in a condom. When I asked him what the hell he was doing he told me that he was making a stop-motion film called "All Dressed Up with Nowhere to go." FML

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70 comments

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On 02/17/2013 at 1:45am - intimacy - by Notaplacetogo (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to see my new dentist. He was really cute, so after the checkup I started flirting. He stopped me right after I asked him out, saying, "Being a dentist has its advantages, I can see the girl's mouth before I stick my tongue in it. And in your case, it's a big no." FML

#20470654
110 comments

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On 01/21/2013 at 1:32am - love - by black and yellow - United States (California)

Today, after meeting my girlfriend's family and trying my hardest to impress them, she told me that they came up with a nickname for me. My new name is "Matt the Doormat." FML

#20087864
151 comments

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On 09/25/2012 at 8:13am - misc - by oreoblizzard619 (man) - United States

Today, at work, I decided to make things more interesting, so when I called people I used a fake accent. As I was using an Australian accent, the person I was talking to asked me where in Australia I was from. I desperately replied, "Where the kangaroos are..." I'm now jobless. FML

#20011862
165 comments

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On 08/09/2012 at 5:42pm - work - by sincerely depressed. - United States (California)

Today, I managed to bruise my nipple by closing an umbrella on it. The stupidity of the whole thing hurts almost as much as the injury. FML

#19936728
110 comments

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On 07/14/2012 at 10:43am - health - by Anonymous - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, the Jehovah's Witnesses witnessed me whacking off on my couch. FML

Today, I tried to go to the gym, but I ended up watching cat videos on YouTube for three hours. FML

#19791305
181 comments

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On 06/15/2012 at 7:27am - health - by latino14 - United States (Maryland)

Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML

#19776975
288 comments

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On 06/12/2012 at 2:28pm - misc - by creeped out - United States (New York)

Today, a man on the bus questioned my sexuality for being a male nurse. I asked him what he did and he said he worked in a garage. When I pointed out that I work with sexy nurses all day and he works with sweaty guys, he punched me in the stomach. FML

#19743527
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On 06/06/2012 at 10:19am - misc - by Bishop (man) -

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML

#19641486
186 comments

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On 05/18/2012 at 11:05am - love - by Great. (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, I found out that my fellow marching band mates all refer to me as the "short girl with big tits" because none of them can remember my name. FML

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254 comments

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On 04/27/2012 at 8:04am - misc - by noname (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend asked me for a blow job. After I said "no" over ten times, he decided to get up and slap me across the face with his penis. FML

#18744677
232 comments

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On 01/08/2012 at 9:36am - intimacy - by omgwhyme (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was surprised that my husband suggested we take a shower together to save water. He also suggested we should wear our bathing suits so we don't have to see each others "privates." FML

#18744255
201 comments

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On 01/08/2012 at 7:24am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I almost got a blowjob for the first time. Except I came before I even got in her mouth. FML

#18430652
248 comments

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On 12/04/2011 at 8:30pm - intimacy - by Rumpkis (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, a kid came trick or treating to my house. When I told him Halloween was nearly two weeks ago, his reaction was to savagely kick me in the shin and run off screaming obscenities. This is the same kid who broke down in tears when I gave him candy on the real Halloween. FML

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101 comments

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On 11/11/2011 at 9:04pm - kids - by Username - United States (Maryland)



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