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Today, I started training for a charity boxing match. When I got home and walked through the door, my dad punched me in the stomach to test my reaction time. As I lay on the floor trying to catch my breath, he said my reaction time was "terrible". FML
by DJ / 04/07/2013 at 2:52pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Miscellaneous
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend taking pictures of his penis in a condom. When I asked him what the hell he was doing he told me that he was making a stop-motion film called "All Dressed Up with Nowhere to go." FML
by Notaplacetogo / 02/17/2013 at 1:45am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I went to see my new dentist. He was really cute, so after the checkup I started flirting. He stopped me right after I asked him out, saying, "Being a dentist has its advantages, I can see the girl's mouth before I stick my tongue in it. And in your case, it's a big no." FML
by black and yellow / 01/21/2013 at 1:32am / United States (California) / Love
by oreoblizzard619 / 09/25/2012 at 8:13am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, at work, I decided to make things more interesting, so when I called people I used a fake accent. As I was using an Australian accent, the person I was talking to asked me where in Australia I was from. I desperately replied, "Where the kangaroos are..." I'm now jobless. FML
by sincerely depressed. / 08/09/2012 at 5:42pm / United States (California) / Work
by Anonymous / 07/14/2012 at 10:43am / Japan (Tokyo) / Health
by megasniper240 / 06/19/2012 at 11:35am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by latino14 / 06/15/2012 at 7:27am / United States (Maryland) / Health
by creeped out / 06/12/2012 at 2:28pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, a man on the bus questioned my sexuality for being a male nurse. I asked him what he did and he said he worked in a garage. When I pointed out that I work with sexy nurses all day and he works with sweaty guys, he punched me in the stomach. FML
by Bishop / 06/06/2012 at 10:19am / Transportation
by Great. / 05/18/2012 at 11:05am / United States (Montana) / Love
by noname / 04/27/2012 at 8:04am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by omgwhyme / 01/08/2012 at 9:36am / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 01/08/2012 at 7:24am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
by Rumpkis / 12/04/2011 at 8:30pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
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