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Today, I had a music duet in front of a crowd and 3 judges. I play tuba and my partner plays the saxophone. He burst out laughing in the middle of it because one note that I played sounded like a fart. FML
by some band player / 03/09/2014 at 10:09pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mother decided to tell me about how my twin brother almost killed me in the womb when his cord wrapped around my neck. When she left the room, he said, "You won't be so lucky next time." FML
by Anonymous / 03/08/2014 at 6:13pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, while on a date, I went to take a sip of my drink, but for some reason I expected a straw to be there. I ended up wiggling my tongue and mouth around my glass looking for it as I kept my eyes on my date. It must've looked like I was trying to be seductive in the creepiest way possible. FML
by cunning glassist / 03/08/2014 at 3:53pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
by Jehovah God / 03/07/2014 at 1:51pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by baxeh / 02/27/2014 at 5:42pm / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Animals
by Lori_ftw / 02/26/2014 at 10:28pm / United States (California) / Work
by Anonymous / 02/26/2014 at 4:44pm / Canada (Alberta) / Work
by Author / 02/24/2014 at 5:22pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by tornkhakis / 02/24/2014 at 2:20am / United States (Indiana) / Animals
Today, I was trying to study for a test when my brother and his friends decided to play the chant game, meaning one person yells something weird and everyone else has to say it back without laughing. All I heard for about two hours was them yelling things like, "DICK NIPPLES." FML
by DIY560 / 02/23/2014 at 10:59pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, after getting back from my interior design class, I told my husband that I learned the golden rule for home decor: "Have nothing in your houses that you do not know to be useful or believe to be beautiful." He looked at me dead in the eyes, and didn't say a word. FML
by housedoctor / 02/22/2014 at 6:01am / United Kingdom (Sheffield) / Love
by unloved cat owner / 02/15/2014 at 7:50pm / United States (California) / Animals
by foops / 02/02/2014 at 4:50pm / United Kingdom / Animals
Today, me and my boyfriend were having sex. As we were getting into it, his cat came into the room, sat, and stared us down with what looked like disapproving eyes. After 5 minutes had gone by, we stopped completely. A cat just cock blocked me. FML
by CatBlock / 01/31/2014 at 1:16am / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
by SirDirtyRedD / 01/24/2014 at 8:03pm / Iceland (Gullbringusysla) / Kids
- Today, my mom's guilt tripping reached a new level when she told me all she wanted for her birthday… Today, I nearly suffocated myself. How? I had my blanket over my face, and as I yawned, I inhaled… Today, I was on my way home from a long night shift, exhausted beyond belief. While walking down my…