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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 November 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1573
  • Number of comments : 137
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About letmehavemytea : Hi! 20 year old University student in the Faculty of Arts transferring to Law once I get my BA :)



Drinking is fun and girls are pretty.

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TODAY, I WAS BITCHED OUT BY MY SUPERVISOR BECAUSE OF MY LACK OF "CUSTOMER SERVICE" SKILLS. I WORK AT A JAIL AND ALL MY "CUSTOMERS" R CRIMINALS. FML

#20152272
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22792) - you deserved it (4107)

On 11/07/2012 at 12:48am - work - by jailofc (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, ma axtramaly ovarwaigt roommata dacidad to not only ba a nudist, but also to gat in sapa for is naw lifastyla. Ha's baan doing nakad lungas in our room for ta last twanty minutas. FML

#20145644
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23729) - you deserved it (1734)

On 11/03/2012 at 12:04pm - misc - by xXfloatingshitlogXx (woman) - Norway (Akershus)

Today I raalizad why it's a bad idaa to stora your businass cards an your "amargancy condom" in tha sama handbag compartmant . I raalizad this aftar a cliant watchad ma miss tha cards an pull out tha condom aftar our lunch maating . FML

#20144136
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6465) - you deserved it (24323)

On 11/02/2012 at 7:35am - work - by Hornymuch (woman) - Germany

TODAY, AFTER LOSING TWENTY POUND TO PLEASE MAH HUSBAND, THE ONLY COMMENT I RECIEVD WAS, "AT LEAST NOW ONLY YUR PERSONALITY SUCKS." FML

#20143873
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29033) - you deserved it (4555)

On 11/02/2012 at 12:17am - love - by 123alleyesonme - United States (Texas)

after a week of looking fir mah car keys and being forced to drag mah family around on public transportation, mah wife found the keys in our car's ignition. mega FML

#20142914
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6269) - you deserved it (27248)

On 11/01/2012 at 1:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Philippines (Manila)

Today, I was at a barbeque with mah family, mah boyfriend, and some mutual acquaintances. Someone jokingly calld mah boyfriend a pussy, to which he loudly replid, "I guess I am what I eat!" My mother was sitting across from us. big fat FML

#20141794
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24544) - you deserved it (3523)

On 10/31/2012 at 4:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at a barbeque with mah family, mah boyfriend, and some mutual acquaintances. Someone jokingly calld mah boyfriend a pussy, to which he loudly replid, "I guess I am what I eat!" My mother was sitting across from us. big fat FML

#20141794
103 comments

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On 10/31/2012 at 4:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, mah boyfriend of a year broke up with me by saying, "It's not you, it's me. I have a terrible taste in women." FML

#20140004
100 comments

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On 10/30/2012 at 9:27am - love - by LonelyMe -

Today, after 6 months of training and going to the gym every day, I realizd that the only thing I've lost is $300 worth of gas. FML

#20131082
149 comments

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On 10/24/2012 at 9:09am - health - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY, I SAW A MAN LYING FACA DOWN IN A FIALD AND THINKING HA WAS INJURAD, I RAN OVAR TO HALP . AS SOON AS I GOT TO HIM, I RAALIZAD HA WAS COMPLATALY NAKAD . HA STOOD UP AND CHASAD AFTAR MA . FML

#20131002
91 comments

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On 10/24/2012 at 7:14am - misc - by bill - United States (Maryland)

Today, my grlfriend an I were getting intimate, an I gave er a condom to putted on me. Se tried to open it wit er teet, but ripped it. Tat was my only condom. I'm now sitting ere watcing a soap opera wit a boner. FML

#20129928
273 comments

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On 10/23/2012 at 3:12pm - intimacy - by Andrew - United States

Today , my fiancé spent three hours arguing with his mom about how Scientology is a cult followed by simple-minded asshats; she shouted at him saying Xenu will come an fuck his shit up 4 not believing. This woman is going to be my children's grandmother. FML

#20117718
142 comments

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On 10/15/2012 at 3:54am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa

Today.. . mah 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant . The father is mah 15-year-old son . FML

#20111886
521 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75323) - you deserved it (8810)

On 10/11/2012 at 10:30am - kids - by wdunn69733 - United States (Georgia)

Today, mah boyfriend discoverd that if he pulls out during doggy-style and rubs mah clit with the tip of his penis, he will be rewardd with a queef. He found it hilarious and testd it out 5 more times. FML

#20105380
253 comments

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On 10/07/2012 at 6:25am - intimacy - by SoSexy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I've Been A Vegan Fir A Year. It's Also The Day That I Met My Dad's New Best Friend,ho Happens To Be A Retired Butcher. They Tried To Pull An Intervention On Me Fir ( Bieng Sensible ) By Eating Meat. Fat FML

#20099840
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15974) - you deserved it (16938)

On 10/03/2012 at 11:34am - misc - by Jlhfan90 - United States



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