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About lestarryskies : Really I'm just a kid who likes zombie games and the Lord of the Rings a little more than I should.
I'm probably the nerdiest girl you'll ever meet.
Maybe I do watch too much Naruto or play too many Pokemon games.
Maybe I will get in a heated argument with you over the best Doctor Who episode or quiz you about the Legend of Zelda.
Maybe I will lock myself in my room playing first person shooters and eating chocolate.
But I am what I am, and that's what people consider a tomboy, a dork, and a gamer.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!
It’s in the can
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Today, I was in a terrific mood after finding a bouquet of beautiful flowers on my doorstep when I came home. That is, until I recognised the handwriting of my "secret admirer" was the same as my mother's. FML
Today, I met a really cute girl at a club. At first, she told me I was cute. Then, she slurred that I look like "a spork on legs." Then she sprayed the inside of my mouth with vomit as she kissed me. FML
Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university and started smashing my car with a bat. She then broke down in tears and alternated between declaring her love, and cussing me out for "cheating" on her. FML
Today, my drunk boyfriend decided to try to serenade me by throwing rocks at my window and singing a song about how much he loves me. This would have been extremely sweet if he would have gotten my window instead of my dad's. FML
Today, I received a call from my future sister in-law, telling me that she and her future husband had decided to hold their wedding ceremony on my birthday. I was told not to celebrate my birthday, as it would "take away the attention to the true meaning of the day." FML
Friday 29 May 2015