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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 20 March 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 140
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About lestarryskies : Really I'm just a kid who likes zombie games and the Lord of the Rings a little more than I should.

I'm probably the nerdiest girl you'll ever meet.

Maybe I do watch too much Naruto or play too many Pokemon games.

Maybe I will get in a heated argument with you over the best Doctor Who episode or quiz you about the Legend of Zelda.

Maybe I will lock myself in my room playing first person shooters and eating chocolate.

But I am what I am, and that's what people consider a tomboy, a dork, and a gamer.

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Today, I went out for lunch with a guy I hadn't seen in a couple of months. He seemed to be staring at my chest quite a bit, but I wasn't too bothered by it. Turns out there was still an XL sticker on my shirt. FML

#20074089
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19131) - you deserved it (5892)

On 09/16/2012 at 3:00am - love - by distracted - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I woke up feeling ecstatic, because last night, my crush had told my best friend he likes me a lot. I sent him a text message telling him the feeling is mutual. A little while after sending it, it hit me that his confession had only been part of a dream. FML

#20073337
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29637) - you deserved it (6536)

On 09/15/2012 at 6:16pm - love - by hannah (woman) - New Zealand (Marlborough)

Today, after math class, the resident creepy kid approached me and asked me out. I've only spoken to him twice before, so I was creeped out, and I politely declined. He totally lost it, and shouted that I'm a "friend-zoning bitch" before storming out of the room. FML

#20072034
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22183) - you deserved it (3213)

On 09/14/2012 at 8:03pm - love - by wow kid just leave me alone (woman) - United States

Today, I had a date with a guy from the Internet. I'm 6ft1, which tends to put potential dates off, so I'd slyly knocked a few inches off my description. Turns out he'd done the same. He'd added a whole foot to his height. I had to crouch to talk to him. FML

#20071299
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19631) - you deserved it (12442)

On 09/14/2012 at 4:26am - love - by TallGal (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, on our first holiday together, my boyfriend decided to spend his time reminiscing about having come here once with his ex. He then decided to go type up an email to her about it. FML

#20070220
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22008) - you deserved it (1818)

On 09/13/2012 at 1:46pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I held hands with a male mannequin in a department store, just to remember what holding hands felt like. FML

#20069351
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23627) - you deserved it (5860)

On 09/12/2012 at 8:26pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML

#20067647
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20282) - you deserved it (3882)

On 09/11/2012 at 3:16pm - love - by Anonymous - Sweden

Today, after pouring my heart out to a beautiful girl on Facebook, and having her return the favor, she typed a final message that read, "That was my friend. Please f*ck off now. Thanks." FML

#20066967
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22652) - you deserved it (6510)

On 09/10/2012 at 11:13pm - love - by TheNaturalOrderofThingsSucks (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, the girl I've secretly loved for years finally noticed me. That is, after I ran over her foot with my truck. FML

#20065697
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19721) - you deserved it (6404)

On 09/10/2012 at 12:26am - love - by Disappointed (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend was showing me photos on his iPod when he came across a photo of a half-naked girl. He tried to play it off by quickly changing it, only to reveal even more half-naked girls. FML

#20065430
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25941) - you deserved it (2865)

On 09/09/2012 at 10:12pm - love - by hatemyluck (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I took a girl out to dinner. Halfway through, she sighed and asked if it was all an episode of Disaster Date. FML

#20064691
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22643) - you deserved it (2708)

On 09/09/2012 at 1:21pm - love - by zed - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while my husband and I were arguing, he walked away in the middle of my sentence yelling, "Remember babe, you're only my current wife!" FML

#20064293
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22285) - you deserved it (4364)

On 09/09/2012 at 4:34am - love - by JB (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my ex-girlfriend sent me an email. I was excited that she wanted to make amends for cheating on me before I dumped her. No, the email had a photo of her making out with the guy she cheated on me with, and the caption, "What you wish you still had". FML

#20063251
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26476) - you deserved it (2339)

On 09/08/2012 at 2:19pm - love - by max5 (man) - France (Aquitaine)

Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML

#20060710
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20384) - you deserved it (8726)

On 09/06/2012 at 5:50pm - love - by WaxOnWaxOff - United States (Colorado)

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. They jokingly asked me if I was only with him for his money. I didn't hear them properly so I just smiled and nodded. They now think I'm a gold digging bitch. FML

#20060240
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21773) - you deserved it (9070)

On 09/06/2012 at 8:46am - love - by Ashley - Australia (Queensland)



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