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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 20 March 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 104
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About lestarryskies : Really I'm just a kid who likes zombie games and the Lord of the Rings a little more than I should.

I'm probably the nerdiest girl you'll ever meet.

Maybe I do watch too much Naruto or play too many Pokemon games.

Maybe I will get in a heated argument with you over the best Doctor Who episode or quiz you about the Legend of Zelda.

Maybe I will lock myself in my room playing first person shooters and eating chocolate.

But I am what I am, and that's what people consider a tomboy, a dork, and a gamer.

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Today, my boyfriend's transition into an annoying hipster is complete. It started with the not-really-necessary nerd glasses and the Mötley Crüe t-shirt, the final straw being the affected British accent. I'm considering where to dump the body. FML

#20086118
185 comments

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On 09/24/2012 at 1:07am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I told my parents that I have a boyfriend. I was answering their questions about him, when my dad cut me off mid-sentence. He accused me of lying through my teeth, and said I'd based him off a character from a Harrison Ford movie. FML

#20083866
88 comments

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On 09/22/2012 at 5:45pm - love - by busted (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, trying to be smooth, I slipped the girl I like a piece of paper with my phone number written on it. A while later, she slipped it back to me and left the room. FML

#20083501
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9454) - you deserved it (16082)

On 09/22/2012 at 12:22pm - love - by pimpdaddyX (man) - Malaysia (Selangor)

Today, I had to suffer through a four hour flight beside my ex. Yesterday, I proposed, on the last day of our vacation. She said no. FML

#20083004
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30757) - you deserved it (2507)

On 09/22/2012 at 12:54am - love - by Flighted (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. My dad noticed my depression and got me to tell him what was wrong. I told him everything, and trusting him to have an intelligent suggestion, I asked him what I should do. He shrugged and said, "Fuck, sue him, I dunno." FML

#20082521
79 comments

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On 09/21/2012 at 7:20pm - love - by Pissed (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while at work, I helped my ex-husband pick out a ring for the girl he cheated on me with. FML

#20082014
156 comments

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On 09/21/2012 at 11:11am - love - by Sad ex-wife (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicester)

Today, I went on a blind date. He took one look at me and said, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." FML

#20081871
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20041) - you deserved it (1913)

On 09/21/2012 at 7:48am - love - by dateless (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I spent hours crafting a tiara to look like the princess from my boyfriend's favourite game series, Zelda. I sent him a picture of me wearing it, and got the reply: "Sure, that's nice, but you'd be better as Majora." FML

#20079245
134 comments

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On 09/19/2012 at 1:25pm - love - by MT (woman) - Finland

Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML

#20078928
128 comments

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On 09/19/2012 at 5:27am - love - by pussyface96 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, someone brought cake to class. Trying to get some attention from the guy I have a crush on, I asked if he wanted my piece of cake. He accepted it, and then offered it to another girl. FML

#20077941
127 comments

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On 09/18/2012 at 4:07pm - love - by emselin - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, after having lost 11 pounds following my pregnancy, I felt sexy and put on a cute outfit for my husband. When he walked into the bedroom, he ended up passing me three times, and then went to bed without a word. FML

#20077825
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22812) - you deserved it (2363)

On 09/18/2012 at 2:24pm - love - by tiffany - Canada

Today, I got engaged. My family is already placing bets on how long it will take for my fiancée to "wise up and ditch" me. FML

#20077487
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20930) - you deserved it (1936)

On 09/18/2012 at 7:22am - love - by thanksfamily (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I found out that, for over three years, my boyfriend has solely been dating me to get closer to my mom. Apparently, "she's a total MILF." FML

#20077204
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24046) - you deserved it (1899)

On 09/18/2012 at 12:25am - love - by daughter (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, the guy I have been seeing left town to visit his family for three weeks. A few hours later, he called me from the airport to say he is never coming back. FML

#20076048
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22617) - you deserved it (1826)

On 09/17/2012 at 10:15am - love - by jlee0000785 (woman) - Australia

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his parents. My boyfriend is Japanese, and I wanted to introduce myself in Japanese so I'd asked him. Little did I know he'd taught me how to say, "Hello, I love your son's cock." I almost got kicked out of their house. FML

#20075207
143 comments

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On 09/16/2012 at 8:50pm - love - by painfetish8021 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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