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About lestarryskies : Really I'm just a kid who likes zombie games and the Lord of the Rings a little more than I should.
I'm probably the nerdiest girl you'll ever meet.
Maybe I do watch too much Naruto or play too many Pokemon games.
Maybe I will get in a heated argument with you over the best Doctor Who episode or quiz you about the Legend of Zelda.
Maybe I will lock myself in my room playing first person shooters and eating chocolate.
But I am what I am, and that's what people consider a tomboy, a dork, and a gamer.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!
It’s in the can
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
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