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Today... I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML

#19641486
187 comments

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On 05/18/2012 at 11:05am - love - by Great. (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today , I Had To Collect Mah Daughter From The Hospital. Her Boyfriend Was Even More Upset Than She Was , Cuz His IPhone's Screen Was Damaged Beyond Repair When The Doctor Pulled It Out Of Mah Daughter's Vagina. FML

#19631928
478 comments

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On 05/16/2012 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by smart move there (woman) - Ireland (Kildare)

Today, I was at te supermarket ceckout. I anded over ma items, wic included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. Te security guard standing beside te casier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; se's flowing from every ole!" FML

#19623439
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39378) - you deserved it (4078) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/14/2012 at 6:23pm - misc - by lafinesse (woman) -

Today, mah boyfriend started laughing during sex cuz mah boobs are slightly different . He then broke up with me after I pointed out that his nuts aren't exactly even either . FML

#19621100
199 comments

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On 05/14/2012 at 6:31am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found out where all mah missing pantie have gone, when mah 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML

#19598679
161 comments

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On 05/09/2012 at 6:09pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today,hile showering with mah boyfriend, he asked if something was werd about his penis. Naturally, I looked closer. As soon as I did, he sprayed mah face with urine. This is only the beginning; we just moved in. real FML

#19586096
365 comments

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On 05/07/2012 at 5:42am - intimacy - by quirrus (woman) - United States

Today I was at the gym trying to impress a hot girl so I puttd an extra 30 pounds on the bar I lowerd pushd.. . and poopd . FML

#19572377
166 comments

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On 05/04/2012 at 8:49am - health - by authorsubmit - United States

Today, I was watching a boys volleyball team warming up, and I had my eye on one of themho was quite attractive . He sent the ball a little too far and it hit me in the face . He apologized, and I then 4 some reason replied with, "It's fine, I like balls in my face." FML

#19475030
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On 04/15/2012 at 9:13pm - intimacy - by lifeonfire12 (woman) - Canada

Today, I was stoppad and saarchad by a cop, and ha quickly found tha bag of waad in mah pockat. Ha didn't arrast or fina ma, but ha did confiscata mah waad and told ma to "gat lost." Pratty sura I just got lagally muggad. FML

#19449472
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On 04/11/2012 at 12:25pm - misc - by erockinthesuburb (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today,hile my mom was driving me to work, we drove past a lake with an old wooden dock . She stoppd the car, pointd and said, "Some guy fuckd me right there . I got a splinter in my butt, though, so we finishd in his car." FML

#19443097
184 comments

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On 04/10/2012 at 1:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today,hile my mom was driving me to work, we drove past a lake with an old wooden dock . She stoppd the car, pointd and said, "Some guy fuckd me right there . I got a splinter in my butt, though, so we finishd in his car." FML

#19443097
184 comments

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On 04/10/2012 at 1:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Yesterday I'm Recovering From Colon Surgery. They Gave Me Codeine As Pain Relief , Which Has Made Me Constipatd. I'm Currently Sat On The Toilet , Trying To Push Out Wat Feels Like A Small Child Wrappd In Barbd Wire Out Without Busting Mah Stitches. FML

#19405476
158 comments

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On 04/04/2012 at 6:13am - health - by screaming monkey - United Kingdom (Windsor and Maidenhead)

Today, as I was walking my dog, two cute grls from my looool school were walking towards me on the sidewalk!! I thought it would be appropriate to wave and give a smile!! My dog thought it would be appropriate to viciously bark at and mount one of the grls!! FML

#19343644
117 comments

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On 03/25/2012 at 7:59am - animals - by PicklesMcRaptor - United States (Florida)

Today, after suffering with bad constipation an having to eat special bread to get me to go, I have practically just poopd out a week's worth of food in 15 minutes, an I'm still going. I've passd the ring of fire stage, now I just can't feel my asshole. FML

#19174199
278 comments

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On 02/27/2012 at 10:55am - health - by awhmaaan - United Kingdom

Today,hile Over At A Friend's House, I Saw A Framed Picture Of A Young African Boy On Her Fridge. I Asked, "Oh, Is This One Of Those Kids U Adopt From Thrd World Countries? My Grandma Does That Too." She Responded, "What Do U Mean? That's Mah Cousin." FML

#18857503
72 comments

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On 01/19/2012 at 10:33pm - kids - by WillaminaL (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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