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  • Birth Date : Thursday 23 March 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 423
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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yesterday I had to grip the headboard of my bed for the frst time in months. I wasn't having incredible sex unfortunately, just really bad gas. real FML

#21203235
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41090) - you deserved it (5260)

On 07/08/2014 at 7:37pm - intimacy - by HeartToFart - United States (Florida)

TODAY... MAH BOYFRIEND SURPRISD ME BY COMING HOME EARLY. HE WALKD IN ON ME SITTING ON THE TOILET... SINGING FULL VOLUME TO MAH CAT AS I TOOK A CRAP. FML

#21135914
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42321) - you deserved it (12418)

On 05/10/2014 at 6:11pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today , mah little sister was in charge of doing the vacuuming , when she decided our hamster had "dust on his back". real FML

#21134608
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42158) - you deserved it (3633) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/08/2014 at 4:48pm - animals - by gvmfvr - Sent from mobile version

Today , I walked in on ma broter saving is nuts , all wile giggling like a maniac and seemingly ig out of is mind . FML

#21117346
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41084) - you deserved it (5053)

On 04/19/2014 at 5:26pm - misc - by burnmyeyes (man) - United States (Virginia)

2day my house was robbed . My two 70-pound German Shepherds obeyed me when I told them to attack . They also obeyed the robber when he said, "Sit" . FML

#21113538
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52218) - you deserved it (4719)

On 04/15/2014 at 8:08am - animals - by stupiddog (man) - United States (California)

Today, mah obsession with saying "your mom" reached a new level when mah anatomy teacher asked wat I did with mah pencil. FML

#21108224
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19494) - you deserved it (45019)

On 04/09/2014 at 1:17am - misc - by Motha - United States (Utah)

Today , I went out drinking with my tattoo artist brother-in-law. I was so wasted that I agreed to let him try working on me. I woke up with a tattoo of an animated marijuana plant smoking a cigarette. This'll look just great when I'm defending clients in court. FML

#21107817
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24983) - you deserved it (43286)

On 04/08/2014 at 6:04pm - misc - by not a dumbass pothead (man) - United States (Nevada)

TODAY I CALLED MY MOM TO ASK 4 SOME HELP WITH MY DISHWASHER. SOMEHOW THE CALL GOT TURNED INTO A VIDEO CALL. I WAS WEARING A BATHROBE AN SHE WAS NAKED IN HER BATHROOM. MOST AWKWARD CALL EVER. FML

#21105694
81 comments

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On 04/06/2014 at 2:57am - misc - by FaceTime issues - United States (Arizona)

Today, I went to ma crus's ouse . We were watcing a movieen suddenly e started kissing me . As it deepened e began to feel around . He was groping ma armpit teole time but I was too embarrassed tat ma underarm could pass for ma boobs to redirect im . FML

#21104962
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47158) - you deserved it (7681)

On 04/05/2014 at 3:14am - intimacy - by armtits and big pits - United States (Florida)

YESTERDAY, I WAS FEELING ADVENTUROUS AN DECIDED TO FREEBALL IT TO SCHOOL!! AS I WENT TO SIT DOWN DURING FIRST CLASS, I MANAGED TO SIT ON MAH OWN BALLS, SCREAM, THEN COLLAPSE ON THE FLOOR GASPING!! MY TEACHER THOUGHT I WAS SCREWING AROUND AN GAVE ME DETENTION!! FML

#21104415
71 comments

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On 04/04/2014 at 1:26pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Dominican Republic (Distrito Nacional)

TODAY, WHILE SHOWERING, I PULLED ON MAH WHITE EXFOLIATING GLOVES READY TO WASH MAH FACE. AS I WAS ABOUT TO USE THEM, A DARK STAIN CAUGHT MAH EYE SO I SNIFFED THE MARK ONLY TO DISCOVER IT WAS POO. AFTER FURTHER INVESTIGATION, I FINE OUT MAH YOUNGER SISTER HAD BEEN WEARING THEM AND 'EXPERIMENTING'. FML

#21104331
129 comments

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On 04/04/2014 at 10:17am - kids - by AshleyP - United Kingdom

TODAY, I WAS ORDERING A PIZZA OVER TE PONE. WEN TE GUY ASKED FOR MY ORDER, I YELLED ( HEY, YOU GUYS WANTED PEPPERONI, RIGT? ) IN REALITY, I WAS YELLING TIS TO MY CAT. COLLEGE ASN'T MADE ME MANY FRIEND SO FAR. FML

#21095295
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40854) - you deserved it (7962)

On 03/24/2014 at 4:01pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today , I Rippd Mah Old , Worn Underwear While Trying To Pick A Wedgie In Public. Half Endd Up In Mah Hand. FML

#21095019
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31698) - you deserved it (19947)

On 03/24/2014 at 8:39am - misc - by pantyripper (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I Was At Te Mall Wit A Couple Of Friends Wen We Saw A Couple Of Cute Boys. I Made Eye Contact Wit Te Cutest One. Flustered, I Giggled, Only To Send A Wad Of Snot Flying Out Of My Nose. FML

#21067978
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43484) - you deserved it (7678)

On 02/21/2014 at 9:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I walked into my apartment and smelled something extremely repugnant. I asked my roommate what had happened and she said, ( I didn't know how else to kill it! ) She'd trapped a bat that was in our apartment, putted it in the oven, and set it to 400 degrees. real FML

#21067130
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49942) - you deserved it (4039)

On 02/20/2014 at 11:10pm - misc - by BakedBat (woman) - United States (Minnesota)



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