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Today, my girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38009) - you deserved it (5432)

On 02/24/2010 at 10:29am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was sitting down in a store when a stroller stopped by me. While the parents were fixing the strap, the baby looked at me, gasped, looked at me again, gasped, and then screamed. Ten minutes later, another baby looked at me and screamed. My face scares babies. FML


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On 02/20/2010 at 7:03pm - kids - by Scaryman (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I asked my friend who is a fashion major why she didn't want to use me as a model for her senior project. She said my boobs were too big. I doubt it'd have been an issue if I were a girl. FML


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On 01/23/2010 at 4:44pm - health - by fatty (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found out that last summer while my girlfriend worked on a Disney Cruise ship, she cheated on me with Tarzan. FML


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On 01/10/2010 at 4:47pm - misc - by daragnan (man) - United States

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