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  • Town/Country : Sterling, United States
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  • Birth Date : Monday 24 July 1995 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 314
  • Number of comments : 4
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Today, my girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML

#8612745 (305)

I agree, your life sucks (26653) - you deserved it (3141)

On 02/24/2010 at 10:29am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was sitting down in a store when a stroller stopped by me. While the parents were fixing the strap, the baby looked at me, gasped, looked at me again, gasped, and then screamed. Ten minutes later, another baby looked at me and screamed. My face scares babies. FML

#8488357 (141)

I agree, your life sucks (21985) - you deserved it (2569)

On 02/20/2010 at 7:03pm - kids - by Scaryman (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I asked my friend who is a fashion major why she didn't want to use me as a model for her senior project. She said my boobs were too big. I doubt it'd have been an issue if I were a girl. FML

#7523992 (120)

I agree, your life sucks (18762) - you deserved it (5314)

On 01/23/2010 at 4:44pm - health - by fatty (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had a wrestling match. Someone put Viagra in my waterbottle. FML

#7490616 (201)

I agree, your life sucks (37429) - you deserved it (2905)

On 01/22/2010 at 12:06am - misc - by wrestler133 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out that last summer while my girlfriend worked on a Disney Cruise ship, she cheated on me with Tarzan. FML

#7261053 (146)

I agree, your life sucks (25461) - you deserved it (1835)

On 01/10/2010 at 4:47pm - misc - by daragnan (man) - United States

Today, my football club gave us all jerseys with our last names on them. My last name is 'Flicker'. The letters are all in uppercase. And the 'L' and the 'I' are joined together at the bottom. My jersey reads 'FUCKER'. FML

#1923265 (404)

I agree, your life sucks (87658) - you deserved it (7299)

On 05/14/2009 at 3:23am - misc - by Flicker (man) - Australia (New South Wales)



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