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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 18 November 1996 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 422
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About leopardwilliam : Track, school, friends, work, sports on the side, pretty much my life. Questions?

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Today, someone, and I still can't figure out who, switched my shampoo with mayonnaise. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37850) - you deserved it (3385)

On 09/01/2014 at 12:59pm - misc - by mayoshampoo - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML


I agree, your life sucks (87610) - you deserved it (14641)

On 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

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