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leopardwilliam

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 18 November 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 812
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About leopardwilliam : Track, school, friends, work, sports on the side, pretty much my life. Also a huge Seinfeld fan. Questions?

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leopardwilliam's favorite FMLs

Today, I gambled on a fart and lost. FML

#21337828
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23583) - you deserved it (15104)

On 01/15/2015 at 8:08pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, someone, and I still can't figure out who, switched my shampoo with mayonnaise. FML

#21249696
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38977) - you deserved it (3717)

On 09/01/2014 at 12:59pm - misc - by mayoshampoo - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML

#5828114
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (88226) - you deserved it (14719)

On 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)



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