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About leopardwilliam : Track, school, friends, work, sports on the side, pretty much my life. Also a huge Seinfeld fan. Questions?
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML
Friday 17 April 2015