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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 18 November 1996 (19 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About leopardwilliam : I like summer.

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leopardwilliam's favorite FMLs

Today, I heard a noise outside in the middle of the night, so I went out for a look. I'm also pregnant and can't stop farting. I get 2 steps outside and accidentally let a huge one rip, then, from the shadows I hear "Oh my god!" and then running in the opposite direction. I farted away a prowler. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29276) - you deserved it (2981)

On 09/21/2015 at 10:45am - misc - by Gassy - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, it was still easier for me to get an engineering PhD than it is to get a girlfriend. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23172) - you deserved it (2839)

On 08/05/2015 at 9:22pm - love - by still single (man) - Brazil (Rio Grande do Sul)

Today, while walking down the street, a truck hit a puddle and splashed me with water. After I cursed and flipped him off, he put his truck in reverse and splashed me again. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24471) - you deserved it (9250)

On 07/18/2015 at 2:01am - misc - by supersmashpika (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, another idiot was admitted to my hospital with a foreign object up his ass. Yet again, the excuse went along the lines of "I tripped and fell on it." Please, someone tell me how you can accidentally trip anus-first onto the end of a cucumber, which just so happens to have a condom on it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32825) - you deserved it (2371)

On 06/26/2015 at 9:21pm - work - by Idiot says "HIPAA violation" (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I gambled on a fart and lost. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25620) - you deserved it (16443)

On 01/15/2015 at 8:08pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, someone, and I still can't figure out who, switched my shampoo with mayonnaise. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41083) - you deserved it (3911)

On 09/01/2014 at 12:59pm - misc - by mayoshampoo - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML


I agree, your life sucks (95482) - you deserved it (16144)

On 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

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