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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 13 May 1950 (64 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3057
  • Number of comments : 120
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About lennelleong : 30+ y/o passionate Musician & Retail Maven to pay the bills (yes - we Asians tend to look younger that's why I'm revealing my age). I'm rarely laughing so i'm here and on 9gag to get my mature kicks where due. It was either politics or law. I'm an Aspie, so I thought studying Law would be less taxing on everyone I meet. I speak English, Singlish, Mandarin & Cantonese. If you'd like to practise your Singlish in the meager dedicated free time I have, we can do that over Wechat, presupposing I like your profile/ emails. :D

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lennelleong's favorite FMLs

Today, my study partner for my biology class didn't go to lecture. Not once has he gone to lecture. I went to almost every lecture. He got better grades than I did. FML

#2101
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19187) - you deserved it (3158)

On 01/21/2009 at 5:36pm - misc - by noodle - United States (California)

Today, I lost my third phone in a year. Making it a grand total of 11 telephones lost or stolen in the past 3 years. FML

#780
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7553) - you deserved it (24540)

On 01/07/2009 at 2:57pm - misc - by failphone - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my wife sent nudie pics to her ex-husband. My wife's excuse for the pics? "I needed a compliment because I thought you didn't love me." FML

#737
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22786) - you deserved it (5139)

On 01/07/2009 at 10:25am - love - by beno - United States (Texas)

Today, well, last night, I told my girlfriend that I'm a light sleeper, and that the slightest disturbance will wake me up. As a result, this morning when I looked in the mirror I noticed a bunch of stuff written all over my body, like "You see, you didn't wake up!", "Nor now!". FML

#703
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7221) - you deserved it (27208)

On 01/04/2009 at 10:33pm - love - by titou - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend was lying down on top of me and he was looking at me with passionate eyes. I thought he was finally going to tell me he loved me. But instead he said "You have a bogey". FML

#459
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22611) - you deserved it (3357)

On 12/06/2008 at 7:14am - love - by Sybille - Sent from mobile version

Today, my company was having a huge party. I got to work dressed in my best outfit. At the the lunch break my boss told me, "You really missed out on something yesterday, it was great fun!" FML

#274
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25876) - you deserved it (5070)

On 11/11/2008 at 1:53am - work - by SMV - Sent from mobile version

Today, I dropped my keys in the drain. Thankfully, my new flat mate generously offered his help to reach the keys via flower pot. FML

#244
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18991) - you deserved it (3883)

On 11/07/2008 at 9:18am - misc - by Mandoune - Finland (Western Finland)



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