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lenavis
  • Town/Country : philadelphia, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 10 August 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 1140
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I was working at a local restaurant when another server's table called me over to ask if I've "ever killed anybody". They informed me I looked like a serial killer. I informed them, of course, that I have never killed anybody. Another customer claimed I scared her child. I was fired. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (65137) - you deserved it (3886)

On 04/14/2009 at 2:13am - work - by Bob (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was with my grandma waiting in a line. She only speaks Chinese and there was a black man in front of us talking his phone. My grandma tells me that the black man's really loud and annoying. The man finishes and turns and said fluently in Chinese, "What's wrong with loud black men?" FML

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On 03/16/2009 at 10:09pm - misc - by kaichennnxx (man) - United States (California)

Today, I put my picture into a celebrity look alike website. The three matches that came up were Barbra Streisand, Hillary Clinton, and Boy George. I'm 16. I'm a boy. FML

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On 03/06/2009 at 1:09am - misc - by oconron (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, while shopping for a pair of shoes, I saw a pair I really liked lying around, so I sat down to try them on. Then, a man came up to me and pointed out that they were actually his shoes. FML

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On 11/28/2008 at 5:28am - misc - by Gregory - Sent from mobile version



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