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Today, my Platoon Sergeant caught me unshaved, so now I have to write a 1000 word essay on "The importance of shaving." FML
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Today, I had an elderly woman come up to me and tell me how well I pull off the look of being bald. She said that most women can't look attractive without hair. Then she asked me if I had cancer. I had to explain to her that I am, in fact, a man, and I shave my head because I'm a swimmer. FML
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On 08/11/2010 at 4:10am - health - by Jayswizzle (man) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I got a speeding ticket. I wrote a check, and on the way to deposit my fine, I got another one. I put both fines in a box down town, and I turned around to see a cop putting a parking ticket under my wind-shield wiper. FML
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On 07/13/2010 at 7:15pm - misc - by Criminal (man) - United States (South Dakota)
Today, I got my sister to pluck my eyebrows. She shaped them wrong, so now I look constantly sad. FML
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On 07/13/2010 at 11:02am - misc - by OhNo - United Kingdom (Sheffield)
Today, I was at a public pool. A very fat kid yelled, "Cannon Ball!" He jumped right on me. FML
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On 06/10/2010 at 3:59pm - misc - by Collin - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I found out exactly what Ducolax stool softener is all about. Holy colon cleanse Batman! FML
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On 03/03/2010 at 11:34am - health - by Username - Sent from mobile version
Today, I fell asleep in a taxi. So did the taxi driver. FML
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Today, I locked my keys in my car. I was late for work so I went to smash the side window with a big rock. The rock bounced off the window and into my face. FML
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On 02/28/2010 at 12:36am - work - by chevysprint (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I had an interview for a college. The college is in Rhode Island. I live on the West coast. When I asked the interviewer if they got to the mainland by boat or by some other form of transportation, he told me Rhode Island is not an island. FML
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On 02/16/2010 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I had an interview for a college. The college is in Rhode Island. I live on the West coast. When I asked the interviewer if they got to the mainland by boat or by some other form of transportation, he told me Rhode Island is not an island. FML
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On 02/16/2010 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I ran into a former college classmate at Subway. He gushed on and on about how I was the only one in our class with true potential. Then I asked him what kind of sandwich he wanted, because 3 years out of college, Subway is still the only place that will hire a music major. FML
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On 02/11/2010 at 9:07am - work - by Prodigy (man) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I noticed that my neighbor's house has a clear view of my daughter's bathroom. There is a telescope in his window. FML
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On 02/08/2010 at 7:28pm - misc - by disasterbutton (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a make-out session in the backseat of his car, when we heard a voice coming from his pants. Who did he pocket dial? My house. At midnight, when I was supposed to be home. FML
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On 01/28/2010 at 3:21pm - love - by Whoops - Sent from mobile version
Today, I woke up with a cordless drill on my bed. The one I lent my neighbour last week. FML
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On 01/27/2010 at 2:41am - misc - by Brummsta (man) - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, I was talking this pretty religious girl that I like. We were playing a game and I asked her if she could go back in history and meet anyone who would it be. She said Jesus. Without thinking I said "I mean someone that was real." FML
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On 01/24/2010 at 10:31pm - misc - by Ben (man) - United States (Connecticut)
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