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lemonzone25's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at a pie auction. During it, I had to hold a pie in a glass case to be sold. In the middle of the auction, I raised my hand to scratch my face, and dropped the pie and broke the glass. It was worth $1000. FML

#17714395
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24955) - you deserved it (12912)

On 09/10/2011 at 9:18pm - money - by calebeutsler - United States (Texas)

Today, while bitching some girl out for spilling coffee all over me, she looks at me with accepting eyes and says after I'd finished, "I can understand your anger, big girls like you get grumpy when they're hungry." FML

#17606800
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13837) - you deserved it (45187)

On 08/28/2011 at 5:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my mom was convinced that the lawn gnomes we bought from Wal-Mart were secretly conspiring to kill us. FML

#17487537
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31295) - you deserved it (3658)

On 08/16/2011 at 2:52am - misc - by Stevie - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I walked outside my house to find my father in nothing but his underwear, spraying ants with ant-killer, laughing like a maniac and screaming, "Die bitches! Die!" FML

#17447180
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32176) - you deserved it (4307)

On 08/12/2011 at 2:17am - misc - by TuteSweet - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was in a restroom sitting on the toilet, when the guy right next to me noticed my AC/DC boxers around my ankles and started to sing "Back in Black." FML

#17296721
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27130) - you deserved it (9956)

On 07/29/2011 at 10:27am - misc - by sofargone420 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was at the park with my daughter. She walked up to a boy at the swings, held her hand out, and said, "Hi I'm Vanessa, and someday you'll be working for me." FML

#16591956
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32685) - you deserved it (12414)

On 06/10/2011 at 5:57am - kids - by Rachel (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML

#16524791
577 comments

I agree, your life sucks (101250) - you deserved it (11508)

On 06/06/2011 at 2:27am - misc - by KillMeNow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my family went and visited my nan. She ushered me in close and asked, "When are you going to knock it off with all this emo cockshite?" FML

#16499579
299 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15577) - you deserved it (44189)

On 06/04/2011 at 2:09pm - misc - by Flarewolf (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my doctor told me I have tennis elbow in both arms. I don't play tennis, I just have way too much free time. FML

#16464480
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12553) - you deserved it (41548)

On 06/02/2011 at 4:46am - intimacy - by tomuchtime -

Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML

#16383481
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16410) - you deserved it (59015)

On 05/28/2011 at 5:24am - intimacy - by redhanded (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that my grandfather, who is a retired Marine, has paid real money to buy ALL the Lady Gaga themed items for his farm in FarmVille. I don't know what's worse, that he did it, or that I'm jealous of not having that stuff. FML

#16261628
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26653) - you deserved it (8287)

On 05/20/2011 at 12:12am - misc - by Mandy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my parents. They got quite drunk, and my mom shouted at him, "Have you had sex with my daughter?" As he was shaking his head, my dad said, "I have" in a really creepy voice, thinking it would be funny. It wasn't. FML

#16126147
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64643) - you deserved it (5037)

On 05/11/2011 at 1:17am - intimacy - by Chels (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I had my buddies over for a few beers and, trying to be cool, I told my wife to get out of the living room and back in the kitchen. I felt smug, right up until she said, "Why? Your mom doesn't need to be turned over for another 20 minutes, dick." FML

#15052365
411 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8227) - you deserved it (103351)

On 02/20/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by :/ - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while sitting on the couch, my boyfriend came over, pulled his penis out of his fly, and started stabbing me in the face with it while humming the Jaws theme. FML

#14990668
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48414) - you deserved it (13733)

On 02/15/2011 at 2:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, as I was walking home, I passed some little girls who threw a bunch of snowballs at me. I dodged every single one, ran away laughing, and gave them the finger. I then ran into a snowman. FML

#14727355
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12680) - you deserved it (43054)

On 01/27/2011 at 12:19am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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