About legitkitty : I hate people who call the ones that look at their profile "creepers" or "stalkers". Seriously. It's extremely annoying. Okay, about me. Ummm... I love anime. I'm obsessed with hetalia. Italy is so cute! If you hadn't already figured it out, I love cats. I have 2 cats, Mango & Jelly(I was 10 okay!). I'm fairly active, but I do enjoy reading about others' misfortunes and commenting on them, whether I get thumbed up or down or whatever. Uhh, that's about it, I'm kinda-really boring. Thanks for reading my profile anyways :)
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Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
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On 01/09/2011 at 7:19pm - health - by curlyisnogood -
Today, at the Museum I volunteer at, I was touching some of the things in the exhibit where you can feel what natural boobs and testes feel like. I started rolling the "boob" like a stress ball and forgot where I was. When I realized people were staring, it became very awkward. FML
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On 11/11/2010 at 6:30am - intimacy - by latino (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I asked my fiancé what he liked most about being in a relationship with me. His answer? "I can watch your boobs without being called a perv." FML
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On 11/09/2010 at 1:06pm - intimacy - by redlips - Japan (Tokyo)
Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has a chipped tooth is because his teeth hit another girl's teeth while kissing her. FML
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On 09/05/2010 at 4:14am - love - by ohmydog (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I Googled my father, who I haven't seen in 3 years. The first website link was his obituary. When I confronted my mom about it, she said, "Oh, didn't I tell you?" and walked off. FML
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On 08/31/2010 at 3:54am - misc - by missyoudad. (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I drunkenly hooked up with my friend's cousin. After trying to stick his finger up my butt, he blacked out on top of me with his penis still hard inside me. I tried yelling his name and pushing him off, with no success. I ended up having to call my friend to help me. FML
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On 02/23/2010 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by lendahandmanda (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I realized that I will never be able to buy the car I've wanted since middle school. The car? A greyish-silver Volvo, which is the make and color of car Kurt Cobain drove. The reason? I've been informed that it's also the make and color of the car that Edward Cullen drives in Twilight. FML
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On 01/10/2010 at 8:04pm - misc - by coinoperatedgirl (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I woke up to my whole room ruined, it was a mess and everything was torn and chewed up. I suddenly see a dog walk across the hall. I don't have a dog. FML
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On 12/28/2009 at 10:43pm - animals - by DOGSNACHER (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend in my room. About two minutes into it, my cat walks in and jumps on the bed with us. Without hesitation, my girlfriend tells me to stop, rolls over, and starts petting my cat. FML
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On 12/16/2009 at 3:53pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, my boyfriend and I were laying in his bed. I was watching the Terminator on T.V. A commercial came on in the middle of the movie. We just started having sex when the movie came back on he said "I'll be back." in the Arnold Schwartzenegger accent and rolled over to watch the movie. FML
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On 12/11/2009 at 4:26am - intimacy - by Tee (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I posted a note on Facebook about a weird dream I had about my ex-boyfriend, where I made out with him, then it transitioned into a vampires vs. werewolves battle. My ex private messages me and says there's a better chance of a vampires vs. werewolves battle than us ever making out again. FML
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On 12/03/2009 at 2:34pm - love - by ohiochibi (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I was working my job at Sephora when I overheard two women talking. One of them asked her friend, "Is being pretty a requirement to work here?" Her friend turned to see me, turned back to her friend and said, "I guess not." FML
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On 10/28/2009 at 4:19pm - work - by uglyyyyy (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, I got asked to Homecoming by the person I really like. I said yes and I was really excited. But my best friend who has liked me since the 6th grade wasn't. He went and broke my date's jaw. FML
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On 10/17/2009 at 1:11pm - misc - by AdriBAMF - United States (Oregon)
Today, I was on a tram and I noticed an older lady having trouble getting down the stairs. I immediately got up to help her, dropping my bag on the seat accidentally. As I went to get back on the tram, the doors closed. FML
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On 09/29/2009 at 5:43am - misc - by arghh (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I was at a water park with my family. They wanted me to stand underneath this big bucket filled with water. I didn't know it tips over, and my swimsuit isn't the tightest, so when all the water fell down, my swimsuit bottoms fell to my knees in front of tons of kids. FML
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On 07/29/2009 at 12:13am - misc - by Bareassed (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)
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