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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 February 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2586
  • Number of comments : 79
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About legitkitty : I hate people who call the ones that look at their profile "creepers" or "stalkers". Seriously. It's extremely annoying. Okay, about me. Ummm... I love anime. I'm obsessed with hetalia. Italy is so cute! Also, I absolutely LOVE Attack On Titan. Eren x Rivaille is so fucking hot. If you hadn't already figured it out, I love cats. I have 2 cats, Mango & Jelly(I was 12 okay!). I'm fairly active, but I do enjoy reading about others' misfortunes and commenting on them, whether I get thumbed up or down or whatever. Uhh, that's about it, I'm kinda-really boring. Thanks for reading my profile anyways :)


























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TODAY... I LEREND FROM MAH DAUGHTER'S TEACHER THAT SHE HAS BEEN WEREING THE SAME SHRT 4 THE PAST FEW WEEKS... EVER SINCE WE HAD A FIGHT ABOUT HOW I DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO HER. FML

#20117763
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6736) - you deserved it (55368)

On 10/15/2012 at 6:28am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, While I Was Using Mah Computer, Mah Cat Ran Up To The Power Strip, Looked Me In The Eyes, And Hit The Power Switch, Turning Everything Off. She Does This Quite Often. FML

#20116072
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23428) - you deserved it (4285)

On 10/14/2012 at 3:00am - animals - by stop it ninja - United States (Virginia)

Today.. . mah 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant . The father is mah 15-year-old son . FML

#20111886
521 comments

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On 10/11/2012 at 10:30am - kids - by wdunn69733 - United States (Georgia)

Today... ma usband let me know e felt I was ignoring im by jabbing me in te rigt ear wit is erect penis wile I was Skyping wit ma mum overseas. FML

#20110803
110 comments

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On 10/10/2012 at 5:48pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today... my girlfriend texted one of her male friends... saying she's turned off by the thought of sex with me. She suggested a bit of "exercise sex" with him. I'm sure he would have eagerly agreed... if he'd been the one recieving the texts. FML

#20104673
86 comments

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On 10/06/2012 at 7:04pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my cat meowing, with her dilated vagina in my face, giving brth to her frst litter of kittens. FML

#20099894
230 comments

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On 10/03/2012 at 12:29pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I woke up with a used condom on mah face. Turns out mah roommate had sex with his grlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML

#20098094
129 comments

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On 10/02/2012 at 7:52am - intimacy - by Jake (man) - United States (Georgia)

2day I was sitting in the park with my new dog; I got her from the pound last week . We were enjoying the sun when I noticed that every time a black person walked past, she'd bark like crazy . Great, my dog is a racist . FML

#20097984
46 comments

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On 10/02/2012 at 3:10am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I ad tree tings stolen: ma pone, ma iPod, an ma grlfriend. All by te same guy. FML

#20094866
207 comments

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On 09/30/2012 at 8:56am - love - by Shortround - United States (Illinois)

Today.!! !! After Eight Months Of Unemployment.!! !! I Finally Startd At New Night Job !! Shortly After Walking In.!! !! Boss Cummd Up Behind Me.!! !! Whisperd "hooorse Dicksss" In Ear.!! !! An Walkd Off Without Another Word !! I Am Terrifid !! FML

#20094121
85 comments

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On 09/29/2012 at 8:11pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Taday Mah Estranged Mother Texted Me Saying... "Gran Died... LOL." My Grandmother An I Were Fairly Close... So I Was Shocked An Disgusted. I Gave Her The Benefit Of The Doubt An Asked If She Knewhat "LOL" Meant. She Did. FML

#20088350
116 comments

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On 09/25/2012 at 5:28pm - misc - by burn in hell (woman) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, Mah Girlfriend Learnd That Calling Someone A "stupid Bitch" Under Yur Breath While Staring Right At Them From Six Feet Away Works Very Differently In Mah House Than At Hers. She Also Learnd Mah Sister Has One Hell Of A Punch. FML

#20084737
170 comments

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On 09/23/2012 at 7:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I came home to find mah eight-year-old son had basically set looool fre to the kitchen, after trying to practice some kind of stupid shit he'd seen on TV calld "fre bending." FML

#20083631
357 comments

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On 09/22/2012 at 2:11pm - kids - by SadDad (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today , I woke up naked next to my gay roommate after a night of drinking. Neither he nor I remember anything. FML

#20083352
234 comments

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On 09/22/2012 at 10:06am - intimacy - by holyshitbatman - United States (Illinois)

Today , I was callad into mah son's school cuz ha had got into a fist-fight with anothar pupil and I had to taka him homa. Ha clammad up about tha raason bahind tha fight , until I finally managad to coax it out of him: tha othar kid is in "Hufflapuff" and ha's in "Ravanclaw." big fat FML

#20070089
271 comments

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On 09/13/2012 at 10:31am - kids - by PissOffPottermore (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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