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About legitkitty : I hate people who call the ones that look at their profile "creepers" or "stalkers". Seriously. It's extremely annoying. Okay, about me. Ummm... I love anime. I'm obsessed with hetalia. Italy is so cute! Also, I absolutely LOVE Attack On Titan. Eren x Rivaille is so fucking hot. If you hadn't already figured it out, I love cats. I have 2 cats, Mango & Jelly(I was 12 okay!). I'm fairly active, but I do enjoy reading about others' misfortunes and commenting on them, whether I get thumbed up or down or whatever. Uhh, that's about it, I'm kinda-really boring. Thanks for reading my profile anyways :)
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Today... my girlfriend texted one of her male friends... saying she's turned off by the thought of sex with me. She suggested a bit of "exercise sex" with him. I'm sure he would have eagerly agreed... if he'd been the one recieving the texts. FML
Today, I woke up with a used condom on mah face. Turns out mah roommate had sex with his grlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML
2day I was sitting in the park with my new dog; I got her from the pound last week . We were enjoying the sun when I noticed that every time a black person walked past, she'd bark like crazy . Great, my dog is a racist . FML
Today.!! !! After Eight Months Of Unemployment.!! !! I Finally Startd At New Night Job !! Shortly After Walking In.!! !! Boss Cummd Up Behind Me.!! !! Whisperd "hooorse Dicksss" In Ear.!! !! An Walkd Off Without Another Word !! I Am Terrifid !! FML
Taday Mah Estranged Mother Texted Me Saying... "Gran Died... LOL." My Grandmother An I Were Fairly Close... So I Was Shocked An Disgusted. I Gave Her The Benefit Of The Doubt An Asked If She Knewhat "LOL" Meant. She Did. FML
Today, Mah Girlfriend Learnd That Calling Someone A "stupid Bitch" Under Yur Breath While Staring Right At Them From Six Feet Away Works Very Differently In Mah House Than At Hers. She Also Learnd Mah Sister Has One Hell Of A Punch. FML
Today , I was callad into mah son's school cuz ha had got into a fist-fight with anothar pupil and I had to taka him homa. Ha clammad up about tha raason bahind tha fight , until I finally managad to coax it out of him: tha othar kid is in "Hufflapuff" and ha's in "Ravanclaw." big fat FML
Friday 27 March 2015