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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 June 1997 (18 years)
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About legendaryplya : I'm trying to experiment and try out new things, explore new interests, and try my hardest to be the best I've always saw myself as.
I'm starting to draw, right now it's Pokemon and I have one of Alice in Wonderland. I'm no artist but I'm trying to get better! If anyone want to swap drawings (drawings, not nudes!!), email me at

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legendaryplya's favorite FMLs

Today, after 3 months of successful business at my restaurant, sales are down the shitter. Why? Because some no-life troll started posting loads of bad reviews online. He uses different names, but nothing in the reviews has ever happened. We can't get the reviews taken down. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18654) - you deserved it (1069)

On 11/29/2015 at 2:05am - work - by jacobianscum (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, my girlfriend and I got caught doing it in her parent's bed by her mom. Instead of making me leave, they forced me to stay for dinner. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14763) - you deserved it (17721)

On 11/28/2015 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by aj513 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I put one of those checkout dividers in front of my groceries on the conveyor belt in the supermarket. The guy standing in front of me turned around, looked me straight in the eye and said "I don't trust you." as he put a second divider between our groceries. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21728) - you deserved it (2321)

On 11/09/2015 at 9:07am - misc - by Quendolin - Germany

Today, I now need to include in my prerequisites for a potential date, "Must not pull a knife out on one of my guy friends for hugging me." I'm so done with online dating. FML

Today, was the first time giving head to my boyfriend. He couldn't finish, so I tried a handjob. In the end he kind of pushed my hand away so he could finish himself off. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24134) - you deserved it (6327)

On 11/01/2015 at 10:13pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I got fired from my dream job. I found out today that the girl who trained me lied and taught me how to do things wrong, so that when she got back from maternity leave, she could get me fired and take her job back. My new coworkers were in on her plan from the beginning. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28087) - you deserved it (1401)

On 11/01/2015 at 7:05pm - work - by sabotaged - United States (California)

Today, I discovered that I don't have enough financial aid to continue going to college past this semester. I'm one semester away from graduating. FML

Today, I caught two kids passing notes to each other in my class, so I told them to see me afterwards. When one of the kids eventually came up, I noticed he was crying. He looked up at me and sobbed out, "I was trying to make my first friend!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (25976) - you deserved it (6991)

On 09/08/2015 at 8:03pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, my drill sergeant was yelling at me and asking me questions. I got a question wrong, and he asked me if I am a "Shit Sandwich". I replied "Yes sir, with extra cheese." I'm running miles till the day I die. FML


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On 08/17/2015 at 9:55pm - work - by BarhydtBran - United States (California)

Today, my parents sent me to the hospital because they thought I had diabetes. One of the symptoms is that you a pee a lot. The only reason I go to the bathroom so often is so I can masturbate. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18093) - you deserved it (27354)

On 07/31/2015 at 1:38am - intimacy - by doodoobref - United States (Arizona)

Today, I had to imagine myself savagely beating my cat to death, just to stop myself from getting a boner while a girl laid her head in my lap. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31814) - you deserved it (5642)

On 07/24/2015 at 8:12pm - intimacy - by strangely - United States (California)

Today, I was hanging out with my neighbor. He asked me if I wanted to play Twister, and I said no because I thought it would be weird. What was his response? "C'mon. You can leave if it gets sexual". FML

Today, my cleavage got me out of a speeding ticket. That is, until the officer looked up long enough to realize I'm a guy. FML


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On 06/28/2015 at 3:17am - misc - by fat and broke - United States (Washington)

Today, the guy I made cookies for, spent hours getting ready for, and drove 3 hours in traffic to see never actually wanted me to come. When I knocked on his door, he opened it, but immediately closed it in my face. He then texted me saying, "I met someone else." FML

Today, I gave my girlfriend a hickey barely an inch from her vagina. She texted me later, saying her dad saw it and had grounded her. So yeah, I'm not sure I even want to know what the hell goes on in their house. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39755) - you deserved it (3255)

On 06/03/2015 at 3:22am - intimacy - by W T F (man) - United States (Alabama)

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