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How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I noticed that in my cover letter I wrote "I also have an eye.", instead of "I also have an eye fir details.", and I have been sending it out fir the past few weeks . No wonder I haven't gotten any replies . real FML
Today , I was at a party where I ate bowl of disgusting snacks because I didn't want to drink on an empty stomach. I spent the next twelve hours trying to prevent the world from collapsing into millions of demonic shards , cause apparently that's what a large dose of magic mushrooms does. FML
Today, mah boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'vrginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'vrgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML
Friday 27 March 2015