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lefteye770
  • Town/Country : Washington DC, USA
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 June 1986 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 527
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I noticed that in my cover letter I wrote "I also have an eye.", instead of "I also have an eye for details.", and I have been sending it out for the past few weeks. No wonder I haven't gotten any replies. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7707) - you deserved it (25604)

On 11/14/2009 at 11:52am - work - by crazylobster (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was at a party where I ate bowl of disgusting snacks because I didn't want to drink on an empty stomach. I spent the next twelve hours trying to prevent the world from collapsing into millions of demonic shards, cause apparently that's what a large dose of magic mushrooms does. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16746) - you deserved it (29757)

On 11/14/2009 at 8:37am - misc - by swedishdude (man) - Sweden (Skane Lan)



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