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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 June 1986 (29 years)
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Today, I noticed that in my cover letter I wrote "I also have an eye.", instead of "I also have an eye for details.", and I have been sending it out for the past few weeks. No wonder I haven't gotten any replies. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9701) - you deserved it (29972)

On 11/14/2009 at 11:52am - work - by crazylobster (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was at a party where I ate a bowl of disgusting snacks because I didn't want to drink on an empty stomach. I spent the next twelve hours trying to prevent the world from collapsing into millions of demonic shards, cause apparently that's what a large dose of magic mushrooms does. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20850) - you deserved it (35316)

On 11/14/2009 at 8:37am - misc - by swedishdude (man) - Sweden (Skane Lan)



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