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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 January 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2567
  • Number of comments : 392
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About leeshxx : fml is suppose to amuse me when im bored.. now do your job and write a stupid comment so i can laugh.
do not troll my inbox or ask "do I wanna have some fun" no I imagine sticking splinters under my nails would be more fun then fml cyber sex.
Though if you say hello and be normal I will say hello :)

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leeshxx's favorite FMLs

Today, I brought my girlfriend of four months home for dinner to meet my parents. The first thing my mom says to her? "Oh my God, you're real!" FML

#16051471
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36273) - you deserved it (4433)

On 05/04/2011 at 11:30pm - misc - by Charlie (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my wife figured that a good foreplay move would be to rub MY underwear in MY face. FML

#15675353
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33277) - you deserved it (9067)

On 04/07/2011 at 1:19am - intimacy - by 1337fade (man) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, my wife figured that a good foreplay move would be to rub MY underwear in MY face. FML

#15675353
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33277) - you deserved it (9067)

On 04/07/2011 at 1:19am - intimacy - by 1337fade (man) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I discovered that an unmentioned side effect of my new medication is body zits. I now have zits on my neck, my ear, and inside my nose. FML

#15666194
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31704) - you deserved it (3037)

On 04/06/2011 at 3:31pm - health - by ewwww (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML

#15651710
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48098) - you deserved it (4855)

On 04/05/2011 at 2:48pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML

#15651710
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48098) - you deserved it (4855)

On 04/05/2011 at 2:48pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, I was watching Animal Planet while babysitting my 4 year-old niece. A really cute baby bunny came on and I called her into the room, only for her to see it get killed by a Bald Eagle. Now she won't stop crying. FML

#15632766
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30843) - you deserved it (16215)

On 04/04/2011 at 6:13am - kids - by arbiter3 -

Today, I was watching Animal Planet while babysitting my 4 year-old niece. A really cute baby bunny came on and I called her into the room, only for her to see it get killed by a Bald Eagle. Now she won't stop crying. FML

#15632766
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30843) - you deserved it (16215)

On 04/04/2011 at 6:13am - kids - by arbiter3 -

Today, I went up to a girl at a bus stop and started chatting her up. Her response? "Am I being robbed?" FML

#15631458
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29305) - you deserved it (6530)

On 04/04/2011 at 2:15am - misc - by Anonymous - Mozambique (Maputo)

Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML

#15627116
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46823) - you deserved it (13870)

On 04/03/2011 at 9:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
505 comments

I agree, your life sucks (234704) - you deserved it (81899)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I thought I was going on a date. About 20 minutes into it, after giving her my arm to hold (like a true gentleman) it came up in conversation that my brother is gay. Her response: "oh, so both you and your brother are gay?" FML

#13786
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33953) - you deserved it (2375)

On 02/07/2009 at 6:33pm - misc - by max (man) - United States (New York)



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