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Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarreah in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping form and he rolled over to whisper, "I heard everthing." FML

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On 03/02/2009 at 4:51pm - love - by ohmygoodness (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I cummd to work, to fine my creepy boss sitting in my office. I work the night shift, so very unusual to fine him there. I askd how he was, an he replid, "I told my wife about us; she kickd me out." I've been working there a month. Also, I'm marrid an pregnant. So, excuse me, "US?" mega FML

#180985
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On 03/02/2009 at 4:10am - work - by oh_mylanta (woman) - United States (Illinois)

my cat was in te batroom wen I was undressing to get into te sower . I realized tat e was te only male to ave seen me naked in te past two monts . Ten e started scratcing te door fir me to let im out . mega FML

#171623
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On 03/01/2009 at 3:36pm - animals - by catlady (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, My Mom Bougt Me A T-srt From Te Store. It As Te U.S. Marines Logo On It And Says "Marines' Grlfriend". I'm A Straigt 16 Year Old Boy And My Mom Only Reads And Speaks Spanis. FML

#168522
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On 03/01/2009 at 3:49am - misc - by Elis (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today I forgot to do Franch homawork but sinca it was an onlina workshaat I told taachar intarnat wasn't working. I told har with an a-mail. FML

#161178
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On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I babysat a five year old grl. She ran up to me, threw her arms around mah waist and said, "YUMMY! I'm going to eat you!" with her face in mah crotch. I said sarcastically under mah breath, "Finally, some action!" I turnd around to fine her dad staring at me, having heard. He's mah cousin. FML

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On 02/28/2009 at 5:59am - kids - by tryena (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Taday wile at work at my grocery store I sold a TON of eggs to a bunc of kids. We joked around tat tey were ( going to bake a giant cake. ) Wen I got ome I found out someone ad egged my ouse. FML

#158702
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On 02/28/2009 at 1:30am - work - by eggs (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I Walked Ome From A Guy's Dorm Early In Te Morning, Still Wearing Ma Dress And Eels From Te Nigt Before . I Walked By A Moter And Er Little Daugter, Wo Said "Mommy, Wy Is Se So Dressed Up So Early In Te Morning?" And Te Mom Replied "Because Oney, Se Makes Bad Decisions." FML

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On 02/27/2009 at 1:39pm - misc - by LuvShawn (woman) - United States (Virginia)

TODAY, I WAS SITTING IN THE LIVING ROOM WITH MY PARENTS WHEN MY DAD ASKED MY MOM IF SHE KNEW WHERE HE COULD FINE SOME DOUBLE A BATTERIES. SHE SAID TO CHECK MY VIBRATOR. HE SAID HE ALREADY DID. FML

Yesterday, My Guy Friend And I Were In His Dorm Room Watching A Movie When He Started Kissing Me. Thing Heated Up So We Moved Thing Over To His Bed. He Was On Me When A Hand Shoot Down From His Top Bunk. His Roommate Had Been Up There The Whole Time And He Wanted A High-five. So They High-fived. FML

#125499
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On 02/24/2009 at 6:32pm - intimacy - by Menareidiots (woman) - United States (Texas)

today mah mum cummd home from a business trip. My four-year-old brother, who I'd been watching, told her I was ( sexing ) mah boyfriend a looool lot after I puttd him to bd. After lots of arguing, she bannd me from seeing him and took mah car away. Only much later did I realize mah brother meant ( texting ). FML

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On 02/23/2009 at 11:47am - intimacy - by Megan (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, I WANT TO THA STORA TO BUY SOMA CONDOMS FIR MY GIRLFRIAND, KIM AND I!! I WAS IN A RUSH AND WHAN I LOOKAD AT THA CASHIAR RAALIZAD IT WAS HAR FATHAR!! NARVOUS AND HOPING TO RAASSURA HIM, I GO "DON'T WORRY, I'M NOT USING THASA WITH KIM." THAT DIDN'T HALP!! FAT FML

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On 02/22/2009 at 8:38pm - intimacy - by madfather (man) - United States (Florida)

TODAY MAH GRLFRIEND TOLD ME SHE WANTD ME TO BE HER FRST AN LAST...WITH PLENTY OF PEOPLE IN BETWEEN. REAL FML

#102962
43 comments

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On 02/22/2009 at 10:10am - intimacy - by Charles (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)



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