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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 13 January 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 126
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my co-workers figured out that I was in high school when my husband was in kindergarten. They won't stop calling me a "cougar". FML

#20718644
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31294) - you deserved it (47666)

On 06/10/2013 at 11:19pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I got a call from work stating that my employment was being terminated. This was after being suspended while they investigated my sexual harassment claim. Their reason for firing me: misuse of company time. Yes, I suppose reporting being sexually harassed is a huge waste of time. FML

#20681249
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46225) - you deserved it (4311)

On 05/23/2013 at 3:24am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I tried lying to my parents for the first time. My mother is a neuroscientist and my father is a psychologist. Somehow, they managed to make me admit that I was lying before I'd even finished. FML

#20646351
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30777) - you deserved it (39694)

On 05/06/2013 at 8:52pm - misc - by blondie107 - United States (Texas)

Today, I tried to show my boyfriend's mom a picture of my prom dress on my phone. She scrolled to the right to find a picture of her son, naked. FML

#20642331
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41958) - you deserved it (73094)

On 05/05/2013 at 1:44am - intimacy - by beyondembarrassed - United States

Today, I was hitting on a cute girl on the bus. It was going well, and she gave me her name to add on Facebook. Since I didn't have the app, I opened Safari on my phone. It opened to my video from Pornhub I watched yesterday and started playing, on full volume, through the entire bus. FML

#20638691
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25466) - you deserved it (67330)

On 05/03/2013 at 9:23am - misc - by acnecream - Finland (Eastern Finland)

Today, my bathroom flooded. I frantically cleaned my apartment as fast as I could before the plumber arrived. Everything was finally clean when I let him in. It wasn't until after he finished that I noticed I'd left my anal beads in the shower. There's no way he didn't notice. FML

#20634924
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27372) - you deserved it (53400)

On 05/01/2013 at 2:41pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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