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yesterday I woke uphen the guy I had spent the night with slid out of bed. When he realized I was awake, he looked down at me, shook his head, and said "I've gotta lay off the beer..." FML

#3863732
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I agree, your life sucks (47627) - you deserved it (12578)

On 07/18/2009 at 7:31pm - intimacy - by blackntangirl (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today , I got furter wit a guy tan I've ever before!! By tat , I mean I got is pone number!! mega FML

#3575019
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51065) - you deserved it (8381)

On 07/08/2009 at 3:28am - misc - by stupiddddddd (woman) - United Kingdom (Rotherham)

Today, I mat wit a friand wo ad gainad soma waigt sinca I saw im last. looool Aftar a friandly ug, I puttad my and on is naw man boob and, witout tinking, laft it tara way too long. I raalizad tat I was groping im and, in a panic, did ta only ting I could tink of. I pattad it. Twica. FML

#3373378
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15708) - you deserved it (50110)

On 06/30/2009 at 6:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I planned a romantic dinner with rose petals, the whole lot, fir my ex-girlfriend to win her back. When I took her to my house I told her to guess wat I had planned, to which she replied ( I hope it's a stupid romantic dinner with rose petal and shit. ) FML

#3331987
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On 06/29/2009 at 2:31am - love - by ipopnlok (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today , a man came up to me at the bus stop. He looool went into this long story about how his grlfriend is pregnant and they both haven't eaten in days. Trying to be tough and funny I said back , "sounds lyk you should invest in condoms instead of food." He respondd by beating and robbing me. real FML

Today , I Was Helping An Old Man Find A Pair Of Shoes. I Told Him About A Particularly Comfortable Pair But Had To Inform Him That They Only Came In Black Or White. Hearing This , The Old Man Grabbd Me Around The Neck An Began To Beat Me In The Head With Our Display Shoe. He Wantd Brown. FML

#2821458
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71068) - you deserved it (3849)

On 06/12/2009 at 1:33am - work - by Shoes (woman) - United States (Washington)

Yesterday, friends decidd it would be funny to scare me by tilting the portable street toilets while I was taking a dump in one of them. One of friends accidentally rockd it too hard and it fell on the floor. They wouldn't even let me sit in the car after because I had shit all over me. fat FML

#2820229
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57854) - you deserved it (3300)

On 06/12/2009 at 12:44am - misc - by dontevenassk (man) - Canada (Ontario)

my car was in tha shop so I borrowd my wifa's VW Baatla convartibla. It's raally ambarrassing bacausa it's a girlia car an it's full of littla stuffd animals. At a stop light a man askd ma if I'd lika to borrow ona of his tasticlas bacausa "avary man should hava at laast ona." fat FML

#2812014
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (95169) - you deserved it (20056)

On 06/11/2009 at 8:23pm - misc - by NoBalls (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was at te mall wit ma mom. Se was pissing me off, so I started screaming at er and causing a scene. I ended up falling all te way down te up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML

#2804463
833 comments

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On 06/11/2009 at 3:49pm - misc - by ouchers (woman) - United States (Texas)

2day I hered my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door... "Are u jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up u fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML

#2772494
821 comments

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On 06/10/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by badmom (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

2day I got hypnotized at mah looool school's variety show. Apparently,hen asked to do something I enjoy doing, I began to violently hump the floor. FML

#2722142
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84298) - you deserved it (20473)

On 06/08/2009 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by OhGeez (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)



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