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leahlolitaa
  • Town/Country : Houston, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 August 1995 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 168
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I went to my first ever high school party with music, drinks, and dancing. Within a few minutes of taking my first ever shot of tequila, I was in the worst pain in my life. My parents were called and I had to be taken to the hospital. I'm alcohol intolerant. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32628) - you deserved it (9028)

On 02/27/2011 at 4:46pm - health - by Stormy (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I overheard my parents in the kitchen talking about how they wanted to try anal tonight. There is over three and a half feet of snow outside, leaving me no way to escape the horrible sounds and mental images yet to come. FML

#15141244 (154)

I agree, your life sucks (39650) - you deserved it (2879)

On 02/27/2011 at 4:42pm - intimacy - by Sam (woman) - United States (Wyoming)

Today, I found out my friends call me 'Shamu the whale' behind my back. FML

#15139956 (135)

I agree, your life sucks (22086) - you deserved it (4899)

On 02/27/2011 at 2:28pm - misc - by Shamu (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I started lessons on snowboarding. As soon as I got to the top of the hill, my instructor pushed me saying, "Just believe, it'll come to you!" He said this just before I hit a tree, breaking my nose. FML

#15133250 (84)

I agree, your life sucks (21473) - you deserved it (2130)

On 02/27/2011 at 12:07am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML

#15066024 (86)

I agree, your life sucks (22314) - you deserved it (4636)

On 02/21/2011 at 2:20pm - animals - by Giggity - United States (Missouri)

Today, I started my community service at the dog pound. I like animals so I thought it would be a good place to do it. As I arrived they were throwing dogs that had been euthanized into a dump truck to be taken to a landfill. That was my job for the day. FML

#15063959 (313)

I agree, your life sucks (31100) - you deserved it (3892)

On 02/21/2011 at 10:15am - work - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I woke up and heard a noise coming from the kitchen. I went down stairs and saw a huge guy in there. I got a vase and hit him over the head, not realizing it was my mom's new boyfriend. FML

#15062819 (96)

I agree, your life sucks (22041) - you deserved it (4051)

On 02/21/2011 at 6:43am - misc - by Karl -

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said I look too ugly when I cry to do it seriously in person. FML

#15061601 (83)

I agree, your life sucks (25996) - you deserved it (3338)

On 02/21/2011 at 2:59am - love - by Jules (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML

#15057968 (246)

I agree, your life sucks (33881) - you deserved it (3301)

On 02/20/2011 at 10:28pm - health - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, my cat tried to kill me. While I was sleeping, he put his paws on either side of my face and laid down, covering my nose and mouth. While I was struggling to free myself, I could hear my sister laughing next to me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19878) - you deserved it (3306)

On 02/20/2011 at 12:45pm - animals - by Michelle - United States (California)

Today, I threw my brand new iPhone 4 in the air whilst laying on my bed. It came down, went through my fingers, landed on my balls, then broke on the concrete floor. FML

#15045692 (277)

I agree, your life sucks (7283) - you deserved it (54611)

On 02/19/2011 at 9:03pm - misc - by breakinphones - United States (Arizona)



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