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lbjsong
  • Town/Country : St. Albert, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 January 1987 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 380
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my boyfriend of three years who I helped through drug rehab and find employment in my office left me for someone else. His explanation was that now that his "head is not clouded with chemicals" and he "makes decent money", he wants to settle down with someone worthy of him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26091) - you deserved it (2412)

On 02/03/2010 at 9:17pm - love - by dracer (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was developing film at walmart. It started to get a little warm, so I began taking off my sweatshirt. This creepy old man approaches me, saying "You know, usually girls like you are paid to take their clothes off." FML

#7837856 (134)

I agree, your life sucks (21157) - you deserved it (2754)

On 02/03/2010 at 1:24am - misc - by hotandbothered (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that the girl I broke up with 6 months ago just had a baby. I'm one of 3 possible fathers. FML

#7808866 (223)

I agree, your life sucks (25161) - you deserved it (7254)

On 02/02/2010 at 5:55am - love - by Whyallaguru (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend asked me to marry him because he could get a tax cut from buying then ring. All of this happened in front of his mother. FML

#7804669 (61)

I agree, your life sucks (15328) - you deserved it (1343)

On 02/02/2010 at 1:20am - love - by engagedmaybe (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, the windows on my car were frozen. I filled up a bucket of hot water, and threw it on the windows. The windows cracked. FML

#7803413 (299)

I agree, your life sucks (4326) - you deserved it (50665)

On 02/02/2010 at 12:40am - misc - by Chris - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went outside to scrape the inch and a half of ice off my car so I could get to work. After half an hour of intense scraping, I realized that it wasn't my car. FML

#7782560 (137)

I agree, your life sucks (9810) - you deserved it (16860)

On 02/01/2010 at 3:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was in an elevator, and the hot girl who lives in my building and who I have a crush on got in. She was in a wheelchair with a broken leg, I panicked and tried to flirt with her, and I said 'Nice chair.' She replied 'Nice bruise' and punched me in the nuts. FML

#7766878 (224)

I agree, your life sucks (8218) - you deserved it (32044)

On 02/01/2010 at 12:15am - love - by Liam. - Sent from mobile version

Today, I drove 100 miles from my parents house to mine. I had only a few miles left when I realized I really had to pee. I didn't want to pull over somewhere when I was so close to home, so I sped up. A cop pulled me over a block from my house. I started to sob, and ended up peeing myself. FML

#5897167 (78)

I agree, your life sucks (24594) - you deserved it (9567)

On 10/19/2009 at 3:16pm - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because he has anger issues. Tonight, my tires were slashed. FML

#5895031 (100)

I agree, your life sucks (31637) - you deserved it (4638)

On 10/19/2009 at 11:54am - love - by kierstin (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce. She also confessed that she has been cheating on me with my best friend for 10 years. I appreciated the honesty, but was slightly upset considering we have only been married for 9 years. FML

#4137470 (124)

I agree, your life sucks (45690) - you deserved it (1897)

On 07/29/2009 at 4:23pm - work - by allocomrade (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend told me he was going out tonight to celebrate his ex-but-still-friends-girlfriend's birthday at a local club and hopes I wasn't offended that I wasn't invited. I sure am offended; we have the same birthday. FML

#4136342 (172)

I agree, your life sucks (61040) - you deserved it (2296)

On 07/29/2009 at 3:32pm - love - by imscrewed (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my wife found out my son masturbated and wanted to send him to counseling. Thinking she was overreacting, I told her I masturbated when I was a teen so he should turn out like me. She began sobbing uncontrollably. FML

#4133351 (348)

I agree, your life sucks (51323) - you deserved it (4755)

On 07/29/2009 at 12:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I bought my wife a dog because she wants something to care for. After handing holding it and it loving me for a few hours, I gave it to my wife when she got home. Two seconds later, it barked at me and tried to bite me. Now I have two moody women in the house. FML

#4133312 (119)

I agree, your life sucks (31591) - you deserved it (6086)

On 07/29/2009 at 12:45pm - love - by Red (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was at my job as a flight attendant. A passenger on my plane stopped breathing and turned blue. As I cleared his airways and was busy strapping an oxygen mask to his face, the passenger behind him tried to hand me her trash. Apparently I'm a walking trash can, no matter what I'm doing. FML

#4100528 (173)

I agree, your life sucks (50370) - you deserved it (1899)

On 07/28/2009 at 3:29am - work - by skygoddess (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was at the Wild Animal Park. There were bees everywhere. One brave bee, thinking he was Mr. Macho, flew right down my tank top in between my boobs. I freaked the hell out and ended up screaming and pulling down my shirt to get the bee out. I flashed about 10 kids and their families. FML

#4097129 (260)

I agree, your life sucks (38364) - you deserved it (6676)

On 07/28/2009 at 1:00am - kids - by bsaucedo (woman) - United States (California)



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