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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 13 September 1940 (74 years)
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  • Number of visits : 197
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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laylamarianna's favorite FMLs

Today, as always, my boyfriend has the ability to pop his eyeballs out of his eye sockets. He thought it'd be funny for me to wake up face-to-face with the disgusting sight. The shit in my bowels did an early Thanksgiving Day parade straight into my underwear. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41346) - you deserved it (3762)

On 11/10/2013 at 6:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)



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