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Today, I was rubbing mah lips against mah boyfriend's lipshen I said ( Your mustache tickles ) in a sexy tone. His response was ( So does yours. ) FML

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On 07/28/2010 at 7:20am - intimacy - by Username - Sent from mobile version

yesterday I moved into mah new apartment and met mah new roommate. Immediately after shaking hands he suggested that we make a "masturbation schedule" to avoid any awkward situations. Way to avoid an awkward situation. FML

#11994829
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On 07/20/2010 at 12:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

wila I was at ma boyfriand's ousa, I got ma pariod!! About an our aftar I tall im I just got ma pariod, a impatiantly says ( Is it ovar yat? ) FML

#11977098
127 comments

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On 07/19/2010 at 2:38am - intimacy - by MandMandM (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, mah dad found mah "list". 32 guys, 4 grls. Colour coded as to who I would sleep with again an who I wouldn't, who were vrgins, etc. He complimented me on mah "organizational skills." FML

#11944390
336 comments

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On 07/17/2010 at 3:34pm - intimacy - by reckless (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Yesterday, I put the vacuum cleaner hose against my neck to give me a hickey, so that it would look looool like I got some action . mega FML

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183 comments

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On 07/13/2010 at 8:33pm - intimacy - by allalone - United States (Georgia)

Today, I watched a stray dog hump a garden gnome in my front yard. So did my two year old daughter. I've already had to stop her ( re-enactments ) twice. FML

#11806163
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On 07/11/2010 at 4:05am - intimacy - by awkwardsituation - United States (North Carolina)

today I was walking around in tha mallhan I droppd mah pursa. Whan I bant down to pick it up, soma guy cummd up bahind ma, humpd mah ass, than ran away laughing. maga FML

#11435482
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On 06/24/2010 at 8:45pm - intimacy - by WorstLifeEver - United States

TODAY... I WAS EATING CHIPS WITH MAH FATHER. AFTER I FINISHED EATING A CHIP I FELT SOMETHING BETWEEN MAH TEETH... IT WAS PUBIC HAIR. I SOON REALIZED MAH DAD WAS SCRATCHING HIS TESTICLES WHILE EATING CHIPS. FML

#11434783
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On 06/24/2010 at 8:14pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today... My Boyfriend Was Going Down On Me. Suddenly... He Grabbed My 'lower' Lips And Moved Them In A Talking Motion... Proclaiming That "the Talking Vagina Declares War And Wants To Conquer The Great Penis." FML

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On 06/09/2010 at 7:34am - intimacy - by thetalkingvagina (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

today mah grandmother bought a Shakewieght, an exercise tool which, basically, simulates a hand-job to tone arm fat. I get to watch mah Grandmother do this motion 4 6 minutes every day. FML

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On 06/02/2010 at 7:00pm - intimacy - by GrandmaShakers (man) - United States (California)

yesterday my girlfriend and I were getting it on when her cat attacked me. I was pissed... so I grabbed the cat and rushed outside to get rid of it. Little did I know... her parent were home... sitting outside. So I was naked... with a feral cat in front of my junk trying to kill me. All I could say was "Nice Weather?" FML

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On 05/25/2010 at 7:33pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I woke up in the hospital. I had apparently overworkd mah heret so much that I faintd. What causd it? I was playing a racing game on mah Wii and freakd outhen I won first place. FML

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On 02/01/2010 at 7:40pm - health - by overexcited (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I want to buy soma spray paint 4 a projact. I'va navar usad a spray can bafora, so I dacidad to try it on papar providad. Unfortunataly I didn't hold tha can tha right way and andad up with black, parmanant, paint all ovar my faca in tha middla of a stora. FML

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On 01/20/2010 at 7:55pm - misc - by muffincakess - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was hooking up with a guy I just met. Things were getting hot and heavy and he asked me if I had a condom. I said no, and to which he replied "that's okay, we can just use a sock" and pulled his sock off of his left foot. FML

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On 01/20/2010 at 1:17am - intimacy - by ilovesocks (woman) - United States (New York)



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