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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 21 August 1998 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2002
  • Number of comments : 279
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 26 posted

About laurenlovesjb : If you haven't guessed, I love Justin Bieber. He's just a really nice kid, and I like his music. I know I'm gonna get crap about this, so let me just tell you now. You don't have to like Justin Bieber. You don't have to like his music. You can hate his music for all I care. Just don't hate him when you've never met him, that's all:)

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Today, a cute girl sitting next to me asked if she could use my phone. As I handed it to her, I attempted to use the expression "knock yourself out," but for a reason I can still not fathom, it came out as "kill yourself." FML


I agree, your life sucks (28190) - you deserved it (7143)

On 10/17/2012 at 12:45am - misc - by Holy Testacles (man) - United States

Today, I had to pick my parents up from the hospital and drive them back home, after they were treated for eating large amounts of cheese that my dad claimed to have "aged" for several years. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20508) - you deserved it (1490)

On 10/14/2012 at 4:36pm - health - by oppafucktardstyle (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was listening to some Michael Jackson through my earphones when I saw this really cute girl. Trying to impress, I aproached her while doing some dance moves, not thinking about how unbelievably stupid it must have looked without the music. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8524) - you deserved it (34990)

On 07/09/2012 at 6:37am - misc - by Anonymous - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, while running in the park, I noticed some ducks in a pond. I stopped to look at them and began quacking at them, to see if they would react. This would have been OK had I not been wearing ear-buds, blasting music, making me unable to realize just how loud I was quacking. With people all around. FML


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On 04/11/2012 at 11:39am - animals - by Quackers (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, two drop dead gorgeous Australians asked me for directions. Being so shocked by their beauty and accents, I couldn't get words out of my mouth. The one said to the other "Nope she doesn't speak English", then walked away. FML


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On 03/24/2012 at 2:45am - misc - by jennag5 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my dog attacked me because I had a chicken costume on for a party. I'm currently in a hospital, dressed as a chicken, waiting for medical assistance. FML


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On 02/11/2012 at 5:19am - animals - by lulu - United States (Ohio)

Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML


Today, I had to go to the hospital to get a harmonica removed from my mouth. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14061) - you deserved it (26532)

On 09/05/2011 at 10:52pm - health - by wheezy (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I wrote a mental note: don't tell a couple of nuns that you used black magic to fix their computer. Then don't tell the story to your boss just as the nuns walk back in again. Then don't say "speak of the devil" to them. FML


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On 01/20/2011 at 5:55am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I got a new cat. I tried to reenact the opening scene from Lion King, where in Simba gets held up for everyone to see. The fan was on when I lifted my cat up. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12890) - you deserved it (72506)

On 10/25/2009 at 1:18pm - animals - by stixx (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got an email from the company that manages my cat's microchip informing me that I had to update my information that had been entered by the local Humane Society. Apparently, they listed my cat "Coral" as the owner, and me as the pet. To change it, they needed the cat's signature. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51984) - you deserved it (4237)

On 10/05/2009 at 3:23pm - animals - by APetsPet (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML


I agree, your life sucks (92313) - you deserved it (241106)

On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)

Today, it was really windy and rainy causing me to trip and knock into a little kid. While still gathering myself, I apologized and patted the kid on its' head. Then I see people around me starting to laugh. I turn and look at the kid, and discover I've been interacting with a trash can. FML


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On 04/06/2009 at 7:47am - kids - by trashcanned (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my friend was picking on me at school by constantly tapping on my shoulder. At recess I had enough. I felt the familiar tap on my shoulder, and I drove my elbow into what I thought was my friends stomach. It was my Principal. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27281) - you deserved it (16668)

On 02/11/2009 at 6:38am - misc - by da man (man) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

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