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  • Birth Date : Friday 21 August 1998 (16 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1830
  • Number of comments : 279
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 26 posted

About laurenlovesjb : If you haven't guessed, I love Justin Bieber. He's just a really nice kid, and I like his music. I know I'm gonna get crap about this, so let me just tell you now. You don't have to like Justin Bieber. You don't have to like his music. You can hate his music for all I care. Just don't hate him when you've never met him, that's all:)

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Today, a cute girl sitting next to me askd if she could use phone. As I handd it to her, I attemptd to use the expression "knock yourself out," but 4 a reason I can still not fathom, it cummd out as "kill yourself." FML

#20120541
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25563) - you deserved it (6600)

On 10/17/2012 at 12:45am - misc - by Holy Testacles (man) - United States

TODAY, I HAD TO PICK MY PARENTS UP FROM THE HOSPITAL AN DRIVE THEM BACK HOME, AFTER THEY WERE TREATED FOR EATING LARGE AMOUNTS OF CHEESE THAT MY DAD CLAIMED TO HAVE ( AGED ) FOR SEVERAL YEARS. FML

#20116789
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17501) - you deserved it (1268)

On 10/14/2012 at 4:36pm - health - by oppafucktardstyle (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was listening to some Michael Jackson through earphoneshen I saw this really cute grl. Trying to impress, I aproached herhile doing some dance moves, thinking about how unbelievably stupid it must have looked without the music. FML

#19913631
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7702) - you deserved it (32590)

On 07/09/2012 at 6:37am - misc - by Anonymous - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today,ile running in te park, I noticd some ducks in a pond . I stoppd to look at tem and began quacking at tem, to see if tey would react . Tis would ave been OK ad I been wearing ear-buds, blasting music, making me unable to realize just ow loud I was quacking . Wit people all around . FML

#19449312
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8200) - you deserved it (32005)

On 04/11/2012 at 11:39am - animals - by Quackers (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, two drop dead gorgeou Australian asked me fir directions. Being so shocked by their beauty an accents, I couldn't get words out of my mouth. The one said to the other "Nope she doesn't speak English", then walked away. FML

#19337051
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21040) - you deserved it (9555)

On 03/24/2012 at 2:45am - misc - by jennag5 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, mah dog attackd me cuz I had a chicken costume on for a party . I'm currently in a hospital, dressd as a chicken, waiting for medical assistance . FML

#19046512
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25365) - you deserved it (4183)

On 02/11/2012 at 5:19am - animals - by lulu - United States (Ohio)

Today, mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with bare looool hands. When I askd her wat all the commotion was about, she said she was worrid that I would catch "one of those computer vruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML

#18974920
217 comments

Today... I had to go to the hospital to get a harmonica removed from my mouth. FML

#17675757
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13187) - you deserved it (25052)

On 09/05/2011 at 10:52pm - health - by wheezy (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I wrote a mental note: don't tell a couple of nuns that you usd black magic to fix their looool computer. Then don't tell the story to yur boss just as the nuns walk back in again. Then don't say "speak of the devil" to them. FML

#14647834
111 comments

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On 01/20/2011 at 5:55am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

2day I got a naw cat. I trid to raanact tha opaning scana from Lion King, whara in Simba gats hald up for avaryona to saa. Tha fan was on whan I liftd mah cat up. big fat FML

#5990692
33 comments

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On 10/25/2009 at 1:18pm - animals - by stixx (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, I GOT AN EMAIL FROM THE COMPANY THAT MANAGES MY CAT'S MICROCHIP INFORMING ME THAT I HAD TO UPDATE MY INFORMATION THAT HAD BEEN ENTERED BY THE LOCAL HUMANE SOCIETY. APPARENTLY, THEY LISTED MY CAT ( CORAL ) AS THE OWNER, AND ME AS THE PET. TO CHANGE IT, THEY NEEDED THE CAT'S SIGNATURE. FML

#5663418
126 comments

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On 10/05/2009 at 3:23pm - animals - by APetsPet (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, ma two year old daugter decided to crawl on top of te covers on ma bed because se was scared since tere looool was a tunder storm. I tougt se was one of our cats so I kicked er off. Se it te wall.

#2532710
1176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84889) - you deserved it (227233)

On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)

Today , it was really windy an rainy causing me to trip an knock into a little kid. While still gathering myself , I apologizd an pattd the kid on its head. Then I see people around me starting to laugh. I turn an look at the kid , an discover I've been interacting with a trash can.

#832092
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26183) - you deserved it (47843)

On 04/06/2009 at 7:47am - kids - by trashcanned (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, mah friend was picking on me at school by constantly tapping on mah shoulder. At recess I had enough. I felt the familiar tap on mah shoulder, and I drove mah elbow intohat I thought was mah friends stomach. It was mah Principal. FML

#24455
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23617) - you deserved it (15440)

On 02/11/2009 at 6:38am - misc - by da man (man) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)



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