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by Medic / 10/28/2012 at 11:10pm / United States (Washington) / Work
by BTM13 / 05/05/2012 at 11:19pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
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by yourmom / 06/16/2009 at 12:06am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
Today, my Dad took me to a yankee game at the new Yankees stadium. During the 5th inning the camera crew put a man on the big screen. I then yelled out "Look at that ugly asshole!" It was the guy sitting 4 seats to the left of me. FML
by XxespoxX / 05/10/2009 at 10:07pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at work laminating a large photo. While I was doing this, I had a sudden itch on my nut sack. So I quickly scratched it away. When the customer came to pick up the print, I noticed that one of my pubic hairs had laminated itself on the cheek of the woman in the photograph. FML
by StevieMe / 04/08/2009 at 10:48am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
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