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Today, I was on the bus during rush hour. A fly started buzzing around my head, and I swatted at it, at the exact moment the woman beside me decided to get out of her seat and put her face straight in the path of my hand. FML
by apparentlyawomanbeater / 04/20/2012 at 5:48pm / Switzerland (Ticino) / Transportation
by J Rush / 03/21/2012 at 7:46am / United Kingdom (Powys) / Health
by Needsanewjob / 01/10/2012 at 10:34am / United States (Arizona) / Work
Today, I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working, so I put it between my knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately, I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out, I was trying to pop the cat. FML
by furryballoon / 11/21/2011 at 11:46pm / United States (Washington) / Animals
by cupcake_butt / 10/17/2011 at 4:39am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/08/2011 at 12:00pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Mark / 09/09/2011 at 12:51am / United States (Washington) / Transportation
by doughgirl101 / 09/07/2011 at 1:59am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/05/2011 at 10:55am / United States (Massachusetts) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 09/04/2011 at 12:15am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by KayDayParade / 08/27/2011 at 8:38pm / United States / Money
by hendrix1 / 08/25/2011 at 10:33am / United States (California) / Love
Today, I was getting a bit intimate with my boyfriend. Just when things were getting interesting, my dog managed to get into my room. He jumped on the bed and my boyfriend spent the next 20 minutes playing with the dog, while I sat next to him, half naked. FML
by Puppy Loverr / 08/25/2011 at 3:12am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
by ginger / 08/19/2011 at 6:38am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Love
Today, after a tennis lesson, the coach was picking up the stray tennis balls around the court. Trying to be helpful, I asked him, "Do you want me to grab your ball bag?" His eyeballs almost burst out of their sockets. FML
by BigmouthStrikesAgain / 08/18/2011 at 8:18pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy
- Today, I went camping and shared a tent with this girl I have been sleeping with here and there for… Today, I walked into my dorm room, only to witness my roommate shaving her vag over my trashcan. FML Today, I went on a date with a guy, who decided to rudely text message his friend the whole time.…