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  • Town/Country : Brunswick, America
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 173
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About laughmaster : Peace✌ love❤ and fun & don’t judge my path if you haven’t walked my journey aries ♈ longboarding, gaming, anime, fightingdreamer

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Today, my girlfriend asked me if I could love anything more than her, and if so, what. I guess "bacon" was the wrong answer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26597) - you deserved it (39372)

On 10/28/2013 at 12:58am - love - by BaconLover - Japan

Today, I found out that if a cop asks you if you have any weapons, and you reply by saying "only these guns" while flexing your biceps, they won't take it very well. And neither will the cops down at the station. FML

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