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  • Town/Country : spotswood, America
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 April 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 51
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About laughmaster : Peace✌ love❤ and fun & don’t judge my path if you haven’t walked my journey aries ♈ longboarding, gaming, anime, fightingdreamer

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Today, I found out that if a cop asks you if you have any weapons, and you reply by saying "only these guns" while flexing your biceps, they won't take it very well. And neither will the cops down at the station. FML

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On 12/06/2011 at 12:24pm - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, my rescue squad unit responded to a 911 call from a woman who felt she was going to pass out. We knocked on her locked door a couple times with no answer. Fearing she might be unconscious, I kicked in the door. She was about to open it and only passed out from the concussion I gave her. FML

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