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latino001
  • Town/Country : Eaton Rapids, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 March 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 201
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, my dad and I were at the grocery store buying toilet paper. As we walk out I see these two attractive guys that I know. My dad gets that I think they're cute, so he shouts "Hey babe, how's your stomach feeling now? Will this be enough for you?" They walk away laughing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58523) - you deserved it (2987)

On 03/31/2009 at 3:04am - misc - by Krissy. (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (76248) - you deserved it (6262)

On 03/27/2009 at 1:12am - love - by w00tz (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got married wearing a strapless dress. As I walked down the aisle, our wedding photographer stepped out behind me to get a shot of me approaching my husband. Instead of stepping out, though, he stepped on. Stepped on my dress. Pulling it completely down. FML

#632054 (124)

I agree, your life sucks (89807) - you deserved it (5534)

On 03/26/2009 at 9:38pm - love - by bride (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my teacher was giving a lecture about human genetics and how they are passed on to children. She projected a large picture of a baby on to the screen in the front of the room. I then proceded to joke about how this ugly baby must have some very unattractive parents. It was her baby. FML

#627489 (124)

I agree, your life sucks (11634) - you deserved it (78881)

On 03/26/2009 at 6:44pm - misc - by biggmouth - United States (New Hampshire)



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