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Today, I spilled boiling water on my legs. A coworker told me that putting mustard on the burn would heal it. I ended up at the emergency room. When people walked by I could hear them say "it smells like hot dogs". FML


I agree, your life sucks (22422) - you deserved it (8307)

On 05/20/2012 at 11:03am - health - by jcdc - United States (Texas)

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to announce to the class that I finally got a girlfriend. I received a standing ovation. FML


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On 05/10/2012 at 7:48am - love - by JG (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend cuffed my legs to the bed. After the sex we discovered one of the cuffs wouldn't open. After an hour of trying to pry them open, I had to waddle with him to the fire station to have them removed in front of 4 amused firefighters. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25036) - you deserved it (8387)

On 05/05/2012 at 8:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today, some drunk dude broke into my house while my parents were out. Scared, I asked him what he wanted, his response was "cookies." FML


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