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Today, a stranger told me how proud he was that my boyfriend and I were so open with our sexuality. For the past three years, most strangers have thought we are a pair of gay men. I am a woman. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31175) - you deserved it (6950)

On 02/02/2012 at 1:29pm - love - by Mrs. Man (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I accidentally told my mom to ejaculate the flash drive from the PC. FML

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