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  • Birth Date : Thursday 4 April 1985 (30 years)
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Today, the extremely uncooperative client whom I'm trying to defend in court sent me a letter in which he threatened to sue me, because charging him for my services supposedly violates his "constipational rights". FML


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On 05/19/2013 at 5:27pm - work - by harrington61 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was enjoying a nice bath, when one of my cats jumped up on the rim and started purring. I thought it was sweet, until my other cat ran in and body-slammed the first into the tub with me. Being a conscientious cat owner, I hadn't de-clawed them. FML


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On 11/27/2012 at 2:52pm - animals - by Neutered (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today, my cat was too overweight to get out of the litter box, so he gave up, and went to sleep. I had to pick him up out of his own waste and clean him up. FML


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On 11/23/2012 at 10:10am - animals - by Jeanna S. - United States

Today, I saw my cat playing with one of his many toy mice. Knowing he likes to play fetch, I picked it up and threw it across the room. Upon trying to pick it up a second time, I realized that not only was it not a toy, but it was only half-dead. FML


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On 11/23/2012 at 1:17am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my family and I are sitting in our house while Hurricane Sandy is going on. My grandma is freaking out because she believes it's our recently deceased dog Sandy getting revenge for putting her to sleep and getting a new dog. FML


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On 10/29/2012 at 5:45pm - animals - by With_Love929 - United States (New York)

Today, my cat played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML


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On 10/21/2012 at 1:59am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

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