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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 12 May 2000 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 389
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About lashtx : Old, divorced, bitter, disabled, poor.

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Today, I went to a concert with my boyfriend. I was repeatedly ass-grabbed, grinded on and hit on by guys. My boyfriend's response was, "As long as they continue to bring you free beer, let them get a little feel of what they are paying for." FML


I agree, your life sucks (42828) - you deserved it (8507)

On 06/15/2011 at 6:20am - misc - by unknown - United States (California)

Today, I learned how unhappy my husband is in our marriage. Apparently he also can't find a good woman. We didn't have a heart-to-heart, I read his woes in a blog. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31606) - you deserved it (3444)

On 06/07/2011 at 5:28am - love - by S. Tucker - United States

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