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larissa132
  • Town/Country : Las Vegas , USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 October 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 1121
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About larissa132 : Hello :-) I am Larissa!

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Today, I was brushing my teeth and shaving in the shower. My favorite song came on, and I got mixed up. My tongue and mouth are cut badly now. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13960) - you deserved it (51406)

On 07/17/2010 at 2:23pm - misc - by knighton16 (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, the airport security guard told me to lift my fat rolls so he could finish patting me down. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20784) - you deserved it (41316)

On 07/17/2010 at 2:16am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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