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  • Town/Country : houston
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  • Number of visits : 322
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About landooooo : Im lame. screamo. beef jerky. peircings. tattoos on their way. i'm skinny. i hate it. Msg me. :]

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Today, my dad finally decided to give me the "sex talk." It was going fine until he said, "If you ever decide to have sex, picture my face like this" and pointed to his face, which had a creepy, intense stare. He just ruined sex for me. Forever. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40314) - you deserved it (4928)

On 12/09/2011 at 10:40am - intimacy - by Aly (woman) - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML

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On 10/01/2011 at 7:03pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I used a public restroom with very shiny floors. So shiny, in fact, that I could see a clear reflection of the person in the next stall. I'm pretty sure they could see me too. FML

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On 10/01/2011 at 10:18am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)



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